2017 NFL Season Thread

[Meacon Keaton]

Odd to say “FUCK YOU BUDWEISER” when you weren’t even sure what was happening then.  

[Your Mom]

1 minute ago, Mick said:

I am multitasking, all I saw was talk of a storm ,some guy going to the Bud plant, and Bud trucks on their way to (responsibly) deliver their contents to Texas, Florida, Puerto Rico, and California. I did not see the whole thing, so how can I know if they're carrying beer or relief supplies? 

It showed the Bud cans come to a stop and them starting to make cans that said Water on them. It was weird but if you had seen it then it would be clear

[Schlitzbrille]

Chung's out for now.

[Lint]

4 minutes ago, Mick said:

I am multitasking, all I saw was talk of a storm ,some guy going to the Bud plant, and Bud trucks on their way to (responsibly) deliver their contents to Texas, Florida, Puerto Rico, and California. I did not see the whole thing, so how can I know if they're carrying beer or relief supplies? 

It was showing these

[Chris2K]

If that stands that's another amazing throw and catch.

 

Ugh, they'll overturn that.

[Adam]

What a fucking outstanding throw and catch.

If it is a catch anyway.

[Schlitzbrille]

1 minute ago, Chris2K said:

If that stands that's another amazing throw and catch.

It won't because LOLPATS.

[Lint]

Should be a catch...he never lost control of the ball.  You're allowed to adjust it, he kept possession the whole time

[Meacon Keaton]

...why is a ghost doing taxes? 

[Chris2K]

Holy crap. Must be not having enough evidence to overturn it. Oh well.

 

GO PENNSYLVANIA.

[Your Mom]

Just now, Meacon said:

...why is a ghost doing taxes? 

To make sure it has enough money to enter Eli's mysterious thumb war tournament?

[Lineker]

Catch rule is daft.

[Meacon Keaton]

I don’t think anybody, referees included, know what constitutes as a catch anymore.

[Forky]

My satellite went out. Guess I'm not watching the rest of the game.

[Adam]

Wow! You see that, and...don't want to jinx it but...maybe you think it really is the Eagles' night.

[Schlitzbrille]

Just now, Meacon said:

...why is a ghost doing taxes? 

[Your Mom]

Just now, Los IngobernAdam de Japon said:

Wow! You see that, and...don't want to jinx it but...maybe you think it really is the Eagles' night.

Think you just jinxed it  

[VerbalPuke]

4 minutes ago, Meacon said:

...why is a ghost doing taxes? 

To get his tax return...from the dead.

edit - i don’t even know what i was going for here. I’m sick 

[Chris2K]

Matt Patricia's defense looking real solid for the Lions next year 

[Lint]

Well deserved penalty...don't do that Kendricks