2015 NFL Season

[thatshortguy]

Shocking news alert:  Denver's defense is scary.

[Meacon Keaton]

Yeah, I would have kicked kittens to have this defense when Peyton was still throwing for 5000 yards a season.

I wish I had a nickel for every time I've seen a backwards pass go "incomplete" and a running back just saunters away despite there being no whistle. 

Hey hey, a goosed PAT. I'll take it.

[thatshortguy]

This game is shaping up to be a very bonkers couple of hours.

[Lineker]

Pats missed a PAT!

[Meacon Keaton]

Near-sack on one play and an interception on the next. That's so Von.

[Lineker]

Second TD for Daniels.

[Maxx]

Ah the Patriots having trouble with sideline tech, delicious irony.

[Lineker]

Something something bloatware  

[Mr. X]

Maybe I'm just ignorant, but what the fuck is the point in that 15 yard penalty because a guy doesn't get back in bounds fast enough? Out of all the shit guys do that is worth 15 yards? 

[Meacon Keaton]

I think fifteen yards is probably too much, but you do understand the safety concern of it, yes?

AND ANOTHER INTERCEPTION! HOT DAMN.

[Maxx]

Phil Simms is such a dumbass.  Claiming Brady intentionally missed a throw on fucking 2 and 13, and then saying the big adjustment the Pats need to make it to decide to protect Brady more.  Yep, I'm sure their gameplan going in focused on not protecting Brady.  That'd definitely what they had drawn up.

[Meacon Keaton]

It's why he's in the booth and not on the sidelines, that's fo' sho'. 

Also, god damn, I love Brandon McManus. 

[Chris2K]

This old quarterback needs to retire, he keeps throwing interceptions at crucial moments and is obviously not the player he used to be.

[Meacon Keaton]

That's so Von

[gunnar hendershow]

Is that also so Von?

[Lineker]

Possibly a stupid question: how can one get half a sack?

[Meacon Keaton]

Two guys getting a sack at the same time. It's one sack, split between the two players.

[jrhodes]

It's when two players both get to the QB at the same time. They're each credited with half a sack.

[Chris2K]

Based on how I celebrated that stop on 4th down it appears today I am a Broncos fan. Or at least for the next half an hour.

[VerbalPuke]

I knew I should have put money down on Denver when I say "Lots of money on New England in Vegas".
 

But....if I knew the outcome every time I'd be a millionaire.