The Barclays Premier League thread 2015/2016

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

I think that means we're missing Lamela, Dier, Kane, Alli, Dembele for the next game or two.

[MDK]

HANDBAGS, GLORIOUS HANDBAGS

SOMEONE DROP THE NUT

[Chris2K]

Now the substitutes are fighting the coaches. Just get every Spurs employee out of the ground immediately.

[FLiam]

What is this madness? 

I mean. What the actual fuck?

[Liam]

Disgusting play by Spurs. Seems like in trying to become the Billy Big Bollocks team, they'd start to act that way as well.

Congratulations to Leicester.Fully deserved.

[TCO]

This is so surreal. I fucking love it!

Vorm doing his best Pinto impression too! 

[MDK]

Just now, Unemployed Liam said:

Disgusting play by Spurs. Seems like in trying to become the Billy Big Bollocks team, they'd start to act that way as well.

Congratulations to Leicester.Fully deserved.

Can you imagine the carnage if that was Arsenal/Spurs instead of this fixture? North London would burn. Again.

[Gazz]

On 10/06/2015 at 19:32, Temporary Gazz said:

Leicester will win the league.

Called it.

[Arjen Robben]

I honestly can't believe this, just absurd stuff. I mean, it's not like some random late run either, they've literally been top basically all season. Madness.

Love how Spurs basically just turned in to Real Madrid whenever they've ballsed it up against Barca. Just turned in to a bunch of Sergio Ramos'

[peteypirahna]

Eden Hazard scored his first home goal in 365 days just to fuck with Spurs

Edited May 2, 2016 by peteypirahna

[Jimmy]

Objectively, and with a completely level head, I say fuck Chelsea, you absolute cunts. 

And congrats to Leicester, worthy champions and a fucking incredible story.

Sidenote to say I luv Stok & Jericode.

Annnnnd this has been an incredible season. I love our current team at the moment, and I even love that they all basically picked up a yellow just out of frustration. I'll take that kind of passion any day over what we've seen from Chirches, Paulinho and sorts. Hopefully we finished 2nd. And somehow do it without sending Newcastle down, cos fuck Norwich and Sunderland too. 

 

[Colly]

2 minutes ago, TCO said:

This is so surreal. I fucking love it!

Vorm doing his best Pinto impression too! 

Best part is that Spurs might only have their youth team left to play us in two weeks. We'll still lose.

[DavidMarrio]

Least Leicester will get to parade the trophy at home on the weekend. 

Top 4 is still to play for, Arsenal could somehow end up finishing 2nd which would be a horrible end for Tottenham's season.

 

[MDK]

Dave Cameron just tweeted: congratulations to West Ham for winning the league xxx

[Arjen Robben]

LEICESTER Fucking ludicrous.

[TCO]

Just now, Colly said:

Best part is that Spurs might only have their youth team left to play us in two weeks. We'll still lose.

Yeah the cards seem to be falling into place for us. We could be theoretically 4 points ahead of Sunderland and 5 ahead of Norwich Saturday evening, with a motiveless Spurs team ravaged by violent conduct bans on the last day.

Watch us lose to Villa now.

[DavidMarrio]

More importantly, why is Scott Parker wearing a cooking apron under his suit?

[MDK]

Just now, TCO said:

Yeah the cards seem to be falling into place for us. We could be theoretically 4 points ahead of Sunderland and 5 ahead of Norwich Saturday evening, with a motiveless Spurs team ravaged by violent conduct bans on the last day.

Watch us lose to Villa now.

Its not your day :@

[Colly]

1 minute ago, TCO said:

Yeah the cards seem to be falling into place for us. We could be theoretically 4 points ahead of Sunderland and 5 ahead of Norwich Saturday evening, with a motiveless Spurs team ravaged by violent conduct bans on the last day.

Watch us lose to Villa now.

I've timed everything wrong too. Assuming we wouldn't be battling relegation last game of the season I'm on holiday from this week, so I've handed over my season ticket for the Spurs game and have to try to catch both games online or on telly somehow. Ruddy idiot.

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Though whoever decided to put that game in the evening of a bank holiday was just asking for trouble. Should've been Saturday lunchtime. Hope it doesn't kick off outside the ground.