Summer Transfer Window Thread 2015

[TCO]

Saido Berahino really is a Grade A bellend.

He's either going to waste at least 4 months of his career or come cowering back and get booed out of it by his own fans and he's now marked himself as toxic to a club. He's actually manage to out-sterling Raheem Sterling too.

[Colly]

Why would Berahino want to play Jeremy Peace in the first place?

'Jeremy Peace' is the classical piece that Berahino has been working on for piano and strings for weeks. He's so angry he'll never play it now.

He'll still play football though, so not sure why SSN are giving it so much coverage. Sky Arts must be gutted.

[Hobo]

It's funny because Berahino ditched Aidy Ward during the Summer but he's using Aidy Ward-esque tactics now.

Also:

Looks like Jose Enrique has been allowed to stay if he gets off of social media. 

[Colly]

Chao.

[Liam]

Have I missed something with Luis Enrique and social media?

[Hobo]

Basically Jose Enrique likes to spend more time posting on instagram than playing football. That's pretty much it.

[Gazz]

Should probably stop giving him weekends off then.

[Baddar]

BREAKING: Previously unannounced defensive signing for United has just been confirmed! 

...oh, Regan Poole from Newport County. Moving swiftly on.

[Lineker]

So shit deadline day then?

[Baddar]

So shit deadline day then?

For Spurs you had...

Yedlin going to Sunderland on loan

Lennon moving to Everton, permanent deal

Adebayor wanted Spurs to pay ALL of his remaining contract so he could go to West Ham, they told him to fuck off

And Berahino looked like a massive tosser after you failed with deadline day bids

[Gazz]

Adebayor later said he was 'looking for a sign from God' before deciding to move.

I'm assuming by 'sign from God', he means a £5m deposit in his bank account.

[Lineker]

Ah didn't realise that Lennon went too, cool.

 

Now do the rest of my teams. 

[Gazz]

Watford signed 13 players. Cunt off.

[King Ellis]

The transfer window would already be open again before we could finish summarising the deals for all of Liniker's teams.

[Baddar]

Ah didn't realise that Lennon went too, cool.

 

Now do the rest of my teams. 

Bournemouth signed Glenn Murray.

[TCO]

Just realised Michael Hector played in the League of Ireland with Dundalk, that's pretty cool!

His list of loan spells make for hilarious reading though!

[King Ellis]

People used to call me a cheater for raking in cash on Football Manager by loaning people out.

Chelsea owe me money.

[Arjen Robben]

Adebayor later said he was 'looking for a sign from God' before deciding to move.

I'm assuming by 'sign from God', he means a £5m deposit in his bank account.

"Lord, give me a sign."

"Amen."

[9 to 5]

Transfer deadline day is utter wank anyway.

[Dan]

The 6PM finish sucks. I hope they change it back next year, those late night deals are the best :/