2014 NFL Season

[Meacon Keaton]

I wouldn't say I want the Patriots, but I sure as shit will never root for that proven-cheater, prick-ass Pete Carroll.

So you're going to cheer for proven-cheater, prick-ass Bill Belichick instead?

College football means more to me, so since Carroll cheated in college, yes.

[Lint]

I still prefer Faith Hill to Carrie Underwood

[Chris2K]

I love Mike Carlson and could listen to him analyse the game all day. However I refuse to watch the "big" games on Channel 4 (i.e the Wembley ones and the Superbowl) ever since they replaced Carlson with Joey fucking Barton for a quarter.

[TCO]

Plus we don't have Channel 4 in HD over here, so the decision is simple!

[Chris2K]

THE SPECIAL TEAMS GUYS GET TO SAY THEIR NAMES AND UNIVERSITIES!

That has made my night already.

[HC]

I forgot Gostkowski went to my school. I knew I liked that guy!

[HC]

Seattle striking fear in the opponents' hearts with Bittersweet Symphony!

[Lint]

Good lord that suit!

Over/under on how long the National anthem lasts?

[Chris2K]

Good lord that suit!

One from the Vince McMahon collection.

[Quom]

Is a moment of silence literally just a moment in America? Over here it's always like a minute.

[Twist]

Man, Bellichik just got shit on when he popped on screen by he crowd in the stadium.

[GoGo Yubari]

I'm fine.

I'm okay.

I'm fine.

[Chris2K]

For safety reasons Joe Namath has been kept a long, long way away from this coin toss.

[GoGo Yubari]

"Any publicity is good publicity. Even fucking horrible publicity." ~ Chevrolet

[Chris2K]

No safety so the Pats are already doing better than the Broncos.

[Dan]

No safety

[Lint]

Totally thought that'd be a Snickers commercial

[Your Mom]

Totally thought that'd be a Snickers commercial

Just had a panic attack? Eat a Snickers

[Chris2K]

I'll say this once now to save me saying this frequently throughout the night:

Fuck LaGarrette Blount.

[Lint]

I was talking about the Lindsay Lohan one