The Barclays Premier League Thread 2014/2015

[Colly]

Ah there we go. I'm slightly delayed as usual, but Shearer managed to squeeze in a (and I'm paraphrasing) "You were such a fucking shit manager you thought playing Paul Robinson and Silvio fucking Maric over me and Duncan Ferguson in a home derby was a remotely good idea. You penis".

[brenchill]

Literally have no idea who Paul Robinson is.

[Colly]

Stefan Dennis played him in Neighbours.

[9 to 5]

Paul Robinson was the lead actor in that indie movie flop, Guardians of the Galaxy.

[brenchill]

You really need to get over that one.

[9 to 5]

I genuinely have no problem with it, take a joke.

[brenchill]

Hull playing 5-3-1-1...

[brenchill]

Tomorrows back page news...

Mourinho: ILL NEVER BOSS SPURS

No shit.

[Baddar]

Liverpool XI: Mignolet, Can, Skrtel, Lovren, Henderson, Allen, Moreno, Markovic, Lallana, Coutinho, Sterling.

Man City XI: Hart, Zabaleta, Mangala, Kompany, Kolarov, Fernandinho, Yaya Toure, Silva, Nasri, Dzeko, Aguero.

Kicks off in 15mins!

[Colly]

Looking a good game so far.

I meant it was looking open, I wasn't wrong...

Edited March 1, 2015 by Ultra Rare Colly

[Matt]

Tikaboo son, tikaboo.

[Cheeky Hughes]

How many chances is Kompany going to get. He's cost us a load of goals this year.

[Colly]

Bloody hell Mignolet is shit. Krul-esque control of his area, so lucky Aguero hits the post.

[DavidMarrio]

So here's to you Jordan Henderson!!!!

[Colly]

Good game for the neutral this. City a goal down attacking against a Liverpool defense who aren't allowed to clear their lines is amazing.

[Cheeky Hughes]

Lovely play, lovely finish from Dzeko.

[DavidMarrio]

This is a good game for neutrals because both teams defences are shit.

And as I'm typing this Dzeko scores

[Cheeky Hughes]

Moreno rolls about like he's been shot, until the ref tells him to get up and he's right back to his feet.

[Matt]

Bah, much as I hate to say it I really want Liverpool to win today

[DavidMarrio]

Moreno rolls about like he's been shot, until the ref tells him to get up and he's right back to his feet.

You leave Gerrard/Alonso's lovechild alone!!