The Summer Transfer Window Thread 2014/15

[Lineker]

Damien Duff has joined Melbourne City (TAFKA Heart) on a one year contract.

[TCO]

Nice pension for Duffer, good for him! Apparently he's already stupidly rich though, played the real estate market well and was overall clever with his money when he was at his earning peak.

It'd be nice to see the A-League become similar to the MLS in attracting star names.

[Jimmy]

Joe Cole's passed his medical! Go on Summ, get the shots in, we know you're excited!

[Cymbols]

Better than Tonev at least. I mean, that's hardly a difficult feat but it's a start.

[Gazz]

Villa's next two signings will be physios.

[Cymbols]

Furthermore we've sold Jordan Bowery to Rotherham, breaking their transfer record. As a striker, he scored more own goals than regular goals for us, which is something.

[DavidMarrio]

I'm sorry you have to have Joe Cole as a member of your team Villa fans

[Summers]

I like Joe Cole.

Actually not unhappy with this.

[stokeriño]

As previously reported, Tomas Kalas is now officially off on a season's loan to Cologne. http://www.chelseafc.com/news-article/article/3898104/title/kalas-loan-to-cologne

[Lineker]

Stoke have signed Hannover's former Manchester United striker Mame Biram Diouf and Banska Bystrica defender Dionatan Teixeira.

[Baddar]

Diouf looked promising at United and didn't get a fair shot, but I guess he can't be that good if he can't get settled anywhere.

[Nerf]

Dejan Lovren apparently handed in a transfer request two weeks ago which has been ignored by Southampton. That club has declined something rotten in a very short space of time.

[Thrilla]

Diouf looked promising at United and didn't get a fair shot, but I guess he can't be that good if he can't get settled anywhere.

He did a grand total of fuck all for us when he was on loan, unless he has improved immensely I can't see him making much of an impact.

[Hobo]

I like Joe Cole.

Actually not unhappy with this.

Shame you'll hardly ever see him play.

[Jimmy]

Diouf looked promising at United and didn't get a fair shot, but I guess he can't be that good if he can't get settled anywhere.

He did a grand total of fuck all for us when he was on loan, unless he has improved immensely I can't see him making much of an impact.

Eh, 25 goals in 57 games in Germany isn't bad.

[TCO]

Papiss Cisse had 37 in 65 and I'm pretty sure he doesn't understand the offside rule

[Rafael]

But Cissé was great at first. It's just phenomenal that he forgot how to play football between seasons.

[Matt]

That Diouf fella always looked wank as fuck. He was even less promising than Macheda.

[9 to 5]

He scored a hat trick for us, and then, nothing. No, not a fan, but if he has done well abroad then fair enough taking a punt on him.

[METALMAN]

He was good in World Cup 2002 though.