The Summer Transfer Window Thread 2014/15

[Lineker]

But how do you really feel about it Ant?

[Ant]

I havent eaten in two days..im surprised i can function without crapping my spleen out to be honest

[Lineker]

You should eat something.

[Baddar]

Eat pizza. Pizza's always good, even when it's bad.

[Ant]

Eh. Probably will at some point. Just don't feel the need to replenish at the moment. Nothing to wake up for anyway.

Lambert has let slip in latest BBC interview that we might have new owners. He said "The new people understand the" then immediately backtracked

[King Ellis]

Eat Liniker. They say you are what you eat so Liniker will be a very hairy pile of bacon.

And you'll be killing two birds with one stone that way.

[Crybaby Bunting]

It'll be Ken Bates with a turban.

Not the new Villa owners, but the latest signing for Chelsea.

[Rich]

It'll be Ken Bates with a turban.

Not the new Villa owners, but the latest signing for Chelsea.

Oh bore off

[Crybaby Bunting]

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[Rafael]

Ayoze Pérez is set to join Newcastle United, the move will be announced in 1~2 days. I don't know, but he looks quite promising.

[TCO]

He has a decent record in the 2nd tier in Spain. Doesn't really fill me with hope.

[Rafael]

Well he's 20, coming cheap apparently, and Porto wanted him. He must be good enough for a back-up choice at least.

[TCO]

As of right now he'd be the senior striker with Remy, Shola and De Jong gone. Not that De Jong was anything but a massive bag of wank anyway

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Apparently Spurs have "beaten Barcelona" to 16yr old Nigerian "wonderkid" Yahaya.

http://cartilagefreecaptain.sbnation.com/2014/5/20/5733954/tottenham-beat-barca-to-sign-yahaya

[brenchill]

Toure has backed his agent up now

What a plumb

[Colly]

Toure's just unlucky Pellegrini can pronounce his name properly, otherwise he wouldn't have had to come up with such an extreme escape plan.

[Baddar]

According to the Express, United have agreed a deal to sign Toni Kroos.

I'll believe this one when I see it.

[Jimmy]

I just don't get it. Why would anyone want to leave Bayern for United when they aren't being forced out? That doesn't just go for United, but to nearly any English club.

[Baddar]

I guess it's just because some players want new challenges. Beckham left a few years after being in a treble winning side.

Again, Kroos leaving Bayern kinda has me stumped too, but I do see the appeal of being at a side that's trying to get back where they once were.

[Baddar]

Oh fucking hell, United have joined the race for that Konoslfbsplonka dude.