The Summer Transfer Window Thread 2014/15

[Hobo]

Can a Fulham player be Spurs captain?

[Gazz]

Poch is a visionary!

[Jimmy]

Can a Fulham player be Spurs captain?

[King Ellis]

Wait, now we're bringing Charlton into it?!

[Gazz]

Scotty is well on his way to his life's ambition to play for every club in London.

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

The closest he ever got to untucking his shirt at Tottenham:

[Jimmy]

Samuel Eto'o has arrived at Everton's training ground for a medical. (Source: SkySports)

[EddieG]

Andres Guardado on loan to PSV from Valencia for a year. (DONE DEAL)

[brenchill]

The closest he ever got to untucking his shirt at Tottenham:

Tease

[Jimmy]

Dawson to Hull is finally a DONE DEAL

[stokeriño]

"We’re entering the final hours [of the transfer window], let’s see if we’re able to buy an important striker. This is the main aim. Torres is definitely an important striker, let’s see if we’re able to get him or another player. Van Ginkel? It’s possible, we’ve written to Chelsea and we’re waiting for a response. We’re quite confident."

- Milan CEO Adriano Galliani. Source: AC Milan.

Presumably the reference to Van Ginkel is with regard to a loan.

[Jimmy]

Oh, and on a lesser note.

BREAKING: Angel Di Maria has completed his move to Manchester United for a British record fee of £59.7million.

[Baddar]

I wonder if he'll have international clearance by Saturday. Bloody hope so.

[ZJ Penn]

Can't wait to see his face when he scores his first Old Trafford hat trick...

...and they still lose 4-3.

[Gazz]

'Hey boss, why are the stewards not removing this pitch invader? He's running all over the place like a headless chicken'

'That's Tom Cleverley, Angel. He plays in midfield'.

'Get me my agent!'

[Arjen Robben]

Imagine going from being the best player on the pitch in the Champions League final to moving to a team who doesn't have Champions League football full stop.

[Nerf]

But LvG! Tactical genius!

[Gazz]

But LvG! Tactical genius!

You wait till he molds his tactic to Man Utd's squad and plays a 1-1-4-3-1 formation.

[Baddar]

Imagine going from being the best player on the pitch in the Champions League final to moving to a team who doesn't have Champions League football full stop.

I'm sure he knows that.

[Arjen Robben]

I... don't doubt that?