The Summer Transfer Window Thread 2014/15

[Jimmy]

Imagine going from being the best player on the pitch in the Champions League final to moving to a team who doesn't have Champions League football full stop.

I'm sure he knows that.

It'd be hilarious if he somehow actually didn't know.

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Aaron Lennon is now our longest serving current player.

Always been a fan of Dawson and he's been a great servant of the club. A few too many injuries over the years didn't help his already average pace and his eyebrows were always too blonde, but he has a great footballing mind and I hope he does really well at Hull.

[Gazz]

Hopefully he'll be able to afford some new jeans too now.

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

He keeps the hole there for regular knee surgery. It's more convenient for the surgeons.

[EddieG]

[stokeriño]

Eto'o following Lukaku to Everton.

[Chris2K]

I would love Di Maria to have been signed in time to make his debut away at MK Dons in the second round of the Capital One Cup.

[LL!]

'Hey boss, why are the stewards not removing this pitch invader? He's running all over the place like a headless chicken'

'That's Tom Cleverley, Angel. He plays in midfield'.

'Get me my agent!'

You know how they say dress for the job you want? Well, I'm gonna start wearing football shirts to work. All this money being tossed around and Tom Cleverley gets to have some? I think I can too.

[EddieG]

The game that started 10 minutes ago?

Not like Burnley away is a much better tie.

[Baddar]

Imagine going from being the best player on the pitch in the Champions League final to moving to a team who doesn't have Champions League football full stop.

I'm sure he knows that.

It'd be hilarious if he somehow actually didn't know.

Can picture his face on Thursday whilst watching the CL draw, and then thinking "never mind, the Europa League isn't so bad."

...

"fuck"

[Gazz]

'Hey boss, why are the stewards not removing this pitch invader? He's running all over the place like a headless chicken'

'That's Tom Cleverley, Angel. He plays in midfield'.

'Get me my agent!'

You know how they say dress for the job you want? Well, I'm gonna start wearing football shirts to work. All this money being tossed around and Tom Cleverley gets to have some? I think I can too.

If you wear a Man Utd shirt often enough, you'll eventually get picked for England.

[Colly]

Imagine going from being the best player on the pitch in the Champions League final to moving to a team who doesn't have Champions League football full stop.

I'm sure he knows that.

It'd be hilarious if he somehow actually didn't know.

It'd be up there with 'Yes Robert Lee, of course Middlesbrough is further north than Newcastle".

[Arjen Robben]

Mehdi Benatia to Bayern looks to be complete.

[EddieG]

That's been a DONE DEAL for a few hours.

[Arjen Robben]

Well I saw on the Bayern site that the fee and all that had been agreed but that he's now going to be heading to Munich for his medical so I settled with ALMOST DONE DEAL.

[Gazz]

Man Utd have offered out Di Maria in a swap deal for any three centre backs and two wing backs.

Any at all.

[King Ellis]

Twitter is blowing up with rumours of Zigic signing for Arsenal.

[Dan]

Done deal?

[Lineker]

Shame that Daws won't get his testimonial. But a move was best for all parties. Hope that Vertonghen is made captain now. On a similar note, Sevilla have confirmed Fazio has departed the club ahead of his move to us.

Now just Schneiderlin please.

[Plubby]

And retain Vlad the IMPALER please.