2014 FIFA World Cup

[Rich]

Pace up top? I didn't think the French were that smart...

[Baddar]

I think I want France to win, if only because Germany were so fancied pre-tournament compared to France, and that the French have a strong PL presence.

[GoGo Yubari]

I'm somewhat annoyed that Low has finally started making good lineup decisions just in time to face my sweepstakes team.

[METALMAN]

http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_spot/2014/07/03/world_cup_player_introductions_a_deep_analysis_of_how_soccer_players_fold.html

[GoGo Yubari]

I've been wanting a GIF of BAE's one for like two weeks, this article is fabulous.

[Lineker]

GoGo, how you calling this game?

[GoGo Yubari]

The means of determining the winner of this match is the Assassins Creed franchise. Let's take a look.

France: On one hand, Ubisoft has shot themselves in the foot with their lazy, forced justifications for why they had to cut being able to play a female character in multiplayer, and is now paying for it by being a punchline for other games. But still, a fucking French Revolution-set game. It's what I've always wanted!

Germany: Is not the location for an Assassins Creed game.

France wins.

[Lineker]

Hummels!

[Baddar]

:/

Good header, mind.

[brenchill]

Germany are my pick to win the WC!

[Kaney]

Really, GoGo?

[LL!]

I think we should give GoGo a chance to do a do-over here.

[brenchill]

Christ, what a dive.

[Baddar]

Should've Pepe'd him.

[brenchill]

Evra punched

[GoGo Yubari]

I think we should give GoGo a chance to do a do-over here.

No interest! Allez les Bleus, motherfuckers.

[METALMAN]

He got hit in the face with the ball and has to go off? What a twat.

[brenchill]

Rumour is there may be a COOLING BREAK in the second half.

[Benjamin]

Eurgh, I hate that everytime something happens in the box it usually ends with a dive or someone appealing handball. What the hell.

[LL!]

He got hit in the face with the ball and has to go off? What a twat.

Some people just feel deeply affected by balls to the face.