2014 FIFA World Cup

[Arjen Robben]

I hope Joel Campbell scores a wise knackered penalty like Aranguiz yesterday.

[EndOfAnEra]

My buddy was telling me a ball went out of play and one of the alternates ran over and booted it into the stands, then ran back and hid behind his team. Anyone know what he's talking about?

[GoGo Yubari]

And the Greek manager has been sent off.

[Chris2K]

These Carling adverts make no sense. Every game has started outside of the standard 9-5 working hours, so why would an office worker be trying to watch a match on the sly?

Also in the Santander adverts the female player just flicks the ball up and watches the two guys pull off a load of tricks. Seems about right.

I'm really over-analysing these things.

[Chris2K]

I love penalty shoot-outs where I don't mind who wins. This is not one of those occasions.

1-0! COME ON YOU RICANS~!

[Colly]

Mitroglou's beard is shit.

[Chris2K]

These penalties are 100 times better than any Brazilian or Chilean managed.

WHAT A SAVE THAT IS. COME ON 5TH COSTA RICAN PENALTY TAKER!

Yeah we should probably ignore that he was almost on the six yard line, but that makes the save even better.

[GoGo Yubari]

Holy shit, Joel Campbell made it. I was terrified that he wouldn't, he looks dead to the world.

KAYLOR FUCKING NAVAS

[Berober]

GOOD.

[Szumi]

COSTA RICA!

[Chris2K]

GET IN THERE! VIVA COSTA RICA~!

I guess they were holding Samaras back until the 5th kick, which, as usual, is a stupid tactic.

[Colly]

Fuck off Greeks.

[GoGo Yubari]

QUICK CUT OFF GREECE'S HEAD, PUT GARLIC IN ITS MOUTH, THE STAKE THROUGH THE HEART WON'T BE ENOUGH.

[Arjen Robben]

Those were some great penalties. Costa Rica, heroes of the World Cup, overcoming the bludgeon that is Greece.

[MJB]

Pleased for Navas, he had a good game is having an extremely solid tournament so far. Very impressed.

[Rainiac]

Take notes Brazil, that's how you win a fucking Penalty Shoot Out in style. Unbelievable. Costa Rica, a team no one gave any chance of even getting third in their group before the tournament got started, are playing Holland in the Quarter Finals. Damn I love this competition

[Chris2K]

ITV's dedication to a minute-by-minute coverage of Joel Campbell, the only Premiership player in the match (well Ruiz is out on loan), has yet to cease.

[Colly]

Hoddle: You never see a goalkeeper dive for the top corner.

You also never see them morph into a giant goal sized rectangle of flesh, they should try that too.

[Benjamin]

COSTA RICAAAAAA

Man I hope they beat Netherlands, that'd be awesome.

[Arjen Robben]

God they're really out aren't they, it really happened.