2014 FIFA World Cup

[MDK]

What a load of shite

[GoGo Yubari]

Sorry to all the English people I like on here, but Uruguay were my favorite non-US team in 2010. Vamos Uruguay!

[Gorka]

Remember, low expectations.

[Chris2K]

Now would be a good time to join me in supporting Italy, at least for the next two games.

I think Adrian Chiles is going to cry.

[Lineker]

And now, Adrian Chiles!

[therockbox]

LUMP IT TO LAMBERT

England will finish this tournament with 0 points.

[Doc Devine]

Suarez is such an amazing man. I am so rooting for him to win the world cup.

[Hobo]

Don't worry! Hodgson doesn't think Luis Suarez is a world class player.

[Baddar]

England will still go through!

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

The old guy with the tie?

Sack it with the jacket?

Why couldn't he just be holding an umbrella? Would make it easier to write the headlines.

[Lineker]

Roy with no ploy.

[Cymbols]

England will still go through!

This. Muslera and Arvalo Rios were very good.

[Cheeky Hughes]

Suarez is such an amazing man. I am so rooting for him to win the world cup.

Got a thing for racist divers, huh?

[Gazz]

Surely there is no mathematical way England can now qualify, despite Tyldesly saying we're 'down but not out'? Every permutation of result for the three remaining group games I can think of will give at least two teams 4pts.

Hello darkness, my old friend...

[GoGo Yubari]

England will not go through unless Italy completely destroys Costa Rica's goal difference tomorrow, because England certainly won't do it.

[Whisper]

The really sad part is that this isn't half as difficult a group as it's been made out to be.

[ZJ Penn]

Poor referee decision, Gerrard gaffe, awful tactics.

We just need Hodgson to come and say "I actually thought we played quite well..." and it's business as usual for England.

Incredible to believe that's the same team that traded blows with Italy for 90 minutes.

[Liam]

Surely there is no mathematical way England can now qualify, despite Tyldesly saying we're 'down but not out'? Every permutation of result for the three remaining group games I can think of will give at least two teams 4pts.

Hello darkness, my old friend...

Italy beats Costa Rica and Uruguay.

We beat Costa Rica.

Three way tie for 2nd.

[MJB]

Joe Hart. You are so bad. On his arse before Suarez even drew his foot back.

Of all the things to criticise, you picked this?

I picked it as A thing to criticise. I didn't say it was the only thing. From a goalkeeping standpoint, it's fucking abysmal.

It really isn't.

[EddieG]

England is only on -2 with 0 points

Uruguay is on -1 with 3 points

Costa Rica is on +2 with 3 points

Italy is on +1 with 3 points

It's easily doable.