2014 FIFA World Cup

[Chris2K]

The only explanation is that Wayne Rooney has been struck by a gypsy curse.

That explains his looks, but what about the football?

[Lineker]

Welbeck broke Muslera.

[Liam]

Bring on Lambert? We need someone who is going to attack crosses, since Uruguay are just sitting back.

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Maybe his hair implants were gathered from a black cat.

[Mad Jack]

Pinpoint shot straight to the knee.

[Chris2K]

FOR FUCK'S SAKE TOWNSEND HE DID NOT "HIT IT TOO WELL".

[Whisper]

He has to bury that I'm afraid... poor finish.

[Gazz]

You can only blame the manager so much when the apparent eleven best footballers the nation can provide CANNOT PASS A FUCKING FOOTBALL. The blame lies much deeper than the bloke on the bench in a suit.

I wasn't really blaming him for this one match. I more meant, wouldn't a manager more in his prime/or successful be suitable for a country that prides itself on football?

No joke on nothing, but I actually am the best third best English football manager in history, behind Sir Bobby Robson and Kevin Keegan.

[Lineker]

Fucking hell Roy, bring someone on, we need a spark.

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

You can only blame the manager so much when the apparent eleven best footballers the nation can provide CANNOT PASS A FUCKING FOOTBALL. The blame lies much deeper than the bloke on the bench in a suit.

I wasn't really blaming him for this one match. I more meant, wouldn't a manager more in his prime/or successful be suitable for a country that prides itself on football?

No joke on nothing, but I actually am the best third best English football manager in history, behind Sir Bobby Robson and Kevin Keegan.

Better than Glenn Roeder? Unpossible.

[Lineker]

Barkley is about to come on; any money says that Henderson gets hauled off him.

[Baddar]

England wouldn't be in this position if Tom Cleverley was on the flight to Brazil!

[Liam]

Sturridge has been shit.

[Chris2K]

It appears cheating is in Raheem Sterling's DNA, so he's obviously not English.

Holy crap that's a knee to the face. GROUNDED OPPONENT RAHEEM, ILLEGAL KNEE.

[Meacon Keaton]

You can only blame the manager so much when the apparent eleven best footballers the nation can provide CANNOT PASS A FUCKING FOOTBALL. The blame lies much deeper than the bloke on the bench in a suit.

I wasn't really blaming him for this one match. I more meant, wouldn't a manager more in his prime/or successful be suitable for a country that prides itself on football?

No joke on nothing, but I actually am the best third best English football manager in history, behind Sir Bobby Robson and Kevin Keegan.

See, if you had said current instead of history, I would have believed you.

[Mad Jack]

Oh shit. This looks bad.

[Baddar]

Sterling was a bit fortunate to not be booked for diving there.

OUCH.

[Lineker]

Pereira just got nailed by The Knee That Beat John Cena.

[Mad Jack]

It appears cheating is in Raheem Sterling's DNA, so he's obviously not English.

Well he was born in Jamaica.

[Dan]

His was speaking thankfully.