2014 FIFA World Cup

[Lineker]

CRIPES!

[Liam]

A little bit taller and that would be in....shame. Good chance.

[MJB]

Rooney can't get any closer without scoring.

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Oh referee.

[Whisper]

Gerrard gets fouled and Uruguay get a free kick?

[Meacon Keaton]

Rooney can't get any closer without scoring.

They're at least near misses this match.

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Freekick when Baines makes a good tackle? Le sigh.

Tonight has that feeling of a "glorious" England failure with a hundred different "what could have been" moments and plenty of things we can moan about and blame for the next few years.

[Hobo]

Does my head in when commentators like Townsend act like they know about players they've probably seen play about five times.

Was just talking about what Arevalo Rios "likes to do". Can't imagine he's spent much time watching him play for teams like Penarol or Botafogo or any other of the North/South American clubs he's spent 99% of his career playing for.

Also does my head in when people like Lawrenson and Townsend start sighing and tutting when stuff doesn't go England's way or a move breaks down. No mate, you made your choice and it wasn't England, do one.

He probably looks up certain players on YouTube

[Lineker]

If Rooney doesn't score tonight, I don't think he'll ever score a World Cup goal.

Countries Wayne Rooney has scored competitive goals against: Macedonia, Liechtenstein, Switzerland, Croatia, Estonia, Russia, Kazakhstan, Belarus, Andorra, Bulgaria, Ukraine, San Marino, Poland, Montenegro.

[GA!]

Why do I get the feeling the referee will be responsible for the score? Not necessarily in Uruguay's favour, but he's getting EVERY 50/50 challenge wrong.

[Gazz]

Sturridge takes a shot that landed in Uruguay

[Cheeky Hughes]

This referee is silly.

[Lineker]

Fuck.

[Gorka]

SUAREZ STRIKES!

[Gazz]

Oh dear

[Bobfoc]

Maybe the referee was paid off by Ted DiBiase.

[Liam]

Fuck.

[TCO]

Suarez!

[Cheeky Hughes]

Oh fuck off Suarez you cunt.

[King Ellis]

Oh dears.