2014 FIFA World Cup

[Kaney]

Fucking hell Muslera.

[Thrilla]

How come every time any English team (not just football) sing God Save The Queen they always end up finishing far too early?

Because nobody ever really sings it ever. If they played the second verse everyone would stand their dumbfounded.

[Lineker]

Come on Becks.

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Ahhh typical cheating handballing Uruguayians.

[Chris2K]

Free kick just outside the area? This is the time Wayne...

Well that was mighty close.

[Baddar]

Thought that was in!

[Liam]

Thought that was in!

FUCK OFF BADDAR >_>

Edited June 19, 2014 by Captain Condom

[Rafael]

Duuuuude, that was close.

[MDK]

That was close

[Thrilla]

Thought Wazza had scored that free-kick then.

[Lineker]

Thought that was in!

[MDK]

Thought that was in!

Thought that was in!

Duuuuude, that was close.

That was close

[Chris2K]

I was always confident it wasn't in.

[Meacon Keaton]

Thought Shrek had that in.

[Lineker]

Fuck me Jags.

[Chris2K]

"Gary Cahill knows Edison Cavani, he played against him twice in the Champions League this season."

This is not how football works.

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Uruguay press pretty well. However it leaves gaps for quick passing and will probably lead to quite a few fouls. This ref is happy to dish out yellows too apparently.

[Baddar]

Ooh, another close call. Uruguay look better tonight, because of course they are.

[Kaney]

Rodriguez inches away there.

[GoGo Yubari]

Uruguay's national anthem sounds like a song you'd hear while waiting in line for rides at an amusement park.

No, it sounds like a song you'd hear in a musical about pirates from a hundred years ago.