2014 FIFA World Cup

[Monkey D. Lars]

Brazil didn't play any defense at all. They are more busy with diving.

[Colly]

Brazil 70/1 on William Hill. Anyone tempted?

Not at those pathetic odds.

Brazil need to bring on Barton, Nolan, Tiote, Best and Ranger.

[Chris2K]

Yeah but with no Neymar, defensive superstar, this match doesn't count on official records.

[brenchill]

Brazil didn't play any defense at all. They are more busy with diving.

[OctoberRaven]

Got up to turn on the oven, grab a soda, take a bathroom break... and Germany scored two more goals.

At this point Germany might as well see how many goals they can get.

Meanwhile, in Brazil watch parties everywhere...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAUY1J8KizU

EDIT- Damn beaten to it

Edited July 8, 2014 by OctoberRavenO

[Kaney]

Ozil feeling sorry for them there.

[King Ellis]

I blame myself for the goals stopping, I finally tweeted about this beating when the fifth went it and then they stopped. Clearly jinxed it, sorry lads.

[brenchill]

These teams are unfair. Perhaps a few could swap over at half time?

[GA!]

Sting = Germany

Child = Brazil

[9 to 5]

I was worried this would be dull.

[ZJ Penn]

Thr best thing about this is that Germany are exactly the team who'll show no mercy and push for double figures.

[LL!]

[stokeriño]

From Twitter:

Trying to explain how shafted Brazil are:
Imagine a race between 2 horses. Now imagine one of those horses is dead.
That's Brazil right now

[King Ellis]

These teams are unfair. Perhaps a few could swap over at half time?

Brazil don't need it. Scolari is already planning the greatest substitution since Tim Krul. A previously unheard of teenager takes to the field and scores a double hat-trick to take his country through to the final.

His inspiring rallying cry is embraced by not only his fellow Brazilians but by people the world over, an entire planet chanting 'IT'S RAFA TIME!' in unison.

[Colly]

Neymar must be turning in his grave.

[Whisper]

No goals for 15 minutes. Dull.

[GoGo Yubari]

PICTURED: Brazil's road to the World Cup Final!

[Johnny Latino Heat]

Oh God, I didn't even remember the game was on, and when I did remember, I went to a sports site to check out the result. The headline was "Humiliation at Mineirão", and the scoreline was 4-0. I turned the TV on and the first play I watched, 5-0. I needed a good laugh.

[GA!]

Disappointing half for Germany. They wanted to score NINE NINE NINE!

[stokeriño]

Can't help but feel the "this Brazilian side is so average without Neymar" talk is a touch disingenuous when the defence have just shipped five goals. :/