2014 FIFA World Cup

[GoGo Yubari]

Oh fuck, we had to sub Besler off. I just... god. Wow.

[Szumi]

Shit, no Besler now too He was a rock that first half.

I do not feel confident in a 1-0 finish at all. It is imperative we find a 2nd goal if we're going to finish with all 3 points.

[Your Mom]

I played Soccer for a very short time when I was younger so I'm no expert but they sell every single fall like death. How can refs really know when someone got hurt?

[Matt]

Usually they don't roll over a million times if they're actually hurt.

[King Ellis]

If we wanted to see people being kicked around we'd turn over to RAW!

[GoGo Yubari]

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

[GA!]

An equaliser is looking more and more likely.

[Chael P. Sonnen]

Right Landon, get yer kit on and do the biz.

[Meacon Keaton]

We are looking poopy!

[Chris2K]

Good job Gyan gets paid £140,000 a week to miss chances like that in a shitty league.

[GoGo Yubari]

^ USA

[foolinc]

Damn, that's fucked up. The Darko of MLS.

Is there a Manute Bol? I'd follow that guy.

I wish Detroit had a team in MLS, I want a team to follow and I like to stay local.

Come down to Cass Tech and watch Detroit FC. Hell of a good time.

[Chris2K]

If Ghana had Tony Yeboah up front this would be 4-1 by now. All off the underside of the crossbar for good measure.

[Your Mom]

I don't know if I can take 30 more minutes of this

[Dan]

Why didn't Prince start? He's Ghana's best player.

[Your Mom]

Come on USA! Did we not hydrate before the game?

[GoGo Yubari]

Best part? We have to go to fucking Manaus after this.

[foolinc]

Come on USA! Did we not hydrate before the game?

Who forgot to pack the orange slices and Capri Sun?

[Szumi]

We're doing our best Chelsea right now, that's for damn sure. 20 minutes of squeaky bum time!

[GoGo Yubari]

Biggest non-injury surprise to me is that Michael Bradley is playing terribly and Jermaine Jones is playing great.