2014 FIFA World Cup

[Gazz]

That first touch from Dempsey. Slick.

[OctoberRaven]

[Cymbols]

USA!!!

[Jimmy]

Why couldn't he do that for Spurs?

[GA!]

From Gary Lineker's Twitter...

Clint Dempsey's goal was the 5th fastest in World Cup history.

[Your Mom]

Still smiling 5 minutes later

[METALMAN]

Ghana

[King Ellis]

From Lineker's EWB account...

Clint Dempsey's goal was the 5th fastest in World Cup history. What follows is a list of the top 250 fastest goals:

[Szumi]

I was screaming like a little school girl there. Excellent start, just what we needed!

[Chris2K]

I have to say I find the USA away kit to be rather swish.

[GoGo Yubari]

The Rocket Pop kits are growing on me a lot. The home kits are pretty bland though.

[Gazz]

I should point out my MLS FM game has given me an unnatural love for Matt Besler. Dude is a rock.

[METALMAN]

Oh my goodness. Damascus Beasley still exists?

[GoGo Yubari]

Ah, Ghana are waking up now.

[9 to 5]

Don't be ageist metalman. :/

[Szumi]

Oh Jozy you buffoon.

[TCO]

And he's playing left back. Of all the people in America and Damarcus Beasley is the best they have at left back?

[Chris2K]

Ghana's defence looks really shaky. As does Jozy Altidore.

I remember when Freddy Adu was the next Pele. Apparently he was born in Ghana.

[Cymbols]

As nice as the kit is, it has nothing on the Rugby one in terms of Red, White and Blueiness.

[GoGo Yubari]

And he's playing left back. Of all the people in America and Damarcus Beasley is the best they have at left back?

Fabian Johnson is a better left back. Unfortunately, we're even worse at right back so that's where Johnson is instead.