2014 FIFA World Cup

[9 to 5]

...aaaand back to ITV

No Chiles!

[LUKIE]

Most Aussies don't watch Soccer so when World Cup comes around they all jump on the bandwagon and think we are going to win the World Cup.

I hope Chile destroys them by 20 goals to humble everyone.

But especially Tony Abbott!

Tony Abbot would certainly believe that, since he believes that the Earth is cooling and Homosexuals aren't people.

[Colly]

Cahill: "We're unknown, no one expects anything of us".

Well, one of those is true.

[GoGo Yubari]

^ Australia

[Berober]

Cahill: "We're Australian, so um, we're fearless"

To be fair, when half of the wildlife can murderise you, I understand that.

[Colly]

Chile's armfold is the best yet!

[MDK]

^ Australia

I had to stop about 40 seconds in

[GoGo Yubari]

Oh, Kasey Keller is on the ESPN call. At least one of the two teams is one whose names he probably can't butcher. STILL LOVE YOU THOUGH KASEY.

[9 to 5]

Oh, Kasey Keller is on the ESPN call. At least one of the two teams is one whose names he probably can't butcher. STILL LOVE YOU THOUGH KASEY.

Keller is a fraud and evil. :@

[Troy Maskell]

Don't be so sure. Australia doesn't have that many Cahills and Keller could screw up the name of Tommy Oar

[LUKIE]

^ Australia

Well yeah. We're all racist.

[Arjen Robben]

Love how everyone's doing an acapella bit. Well, just Brazil and Chile so far I think really but still.

[GoGo Yubari]

Oh, Kasey Keller is on the ESPN call. At least one of the two teams is one whose names he probably can't butcher. STILL LOVE YOU THOUGH KASEY.

Keller is a fraud and evil. :@

You're a fraud and evil.

[Dan]

Are Australian's really that stupid? I thought it was just a movie thing.

[GoGo Yubari]

Are Australian's really that stupid? I thought it was just a movie thing.

Well, I mean, not entirely obviously. But this guy got elected.

[Chris2K]

The blonde girl has a constant look of "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOT DOING."

I am struggling to remain interested in this match which is slightly harsh eight minutes in.

[Your Mom]

Is this going to be good? I don't want to risk burning myself out on a boring match

[LUKIE]

I would just like to say that I did not vote for Tony Abbot and do not view myself as an Australian.

All hail my home country of Chile!

[GoGo Yubari]

Is this going to be good? I don't want to risk burning myself out on a boring match

There's a good chance that Chile are going to be a good team to watch but at the same time if you're worried about getting burned out this one's skippable.

[Kaney]

One down already!