The Barclays Premier League Thread 2013/14

[Hobo]

I love how Raheem Sterling ran the length of the pitch for Suarez's third goal, then looked absolutely heartbroken when Suarez didn't pass to him and scored himself.

Also, three of the top four scored five or more goals and Spurs WEREN'T INVOLVED!

It was glorious.... Poor Little Raheem!

[Jimmy]

hahah what was the defender even trying to do for City's first penalty?

[Szumi]

I was actually going to come in here before Nerf beat me to it, but with Soldado. They are equal on league goals

[Baddar]

Liverpool fans on my fb are calling Solskjaer "classless" for saying he couldn't care less where Liverpool finish.

Why should it matter to him? He's trying to keep a team in the league and just leaked 6 goals.

[EddieG]

You need better friends I've seen nothing of the sort.

[Noah]

Surrrrrrre you were probably one of them!

Which means......,you are friends with Baddar

-2 Eddie.

[EddieG]

I've never even seen what Solskjaer said so I can't be.

I am however friends with Baddar.

But you're friends with me, so -3 Ego!

[Gazz]

hahah what was the defender even trying to do for City's first penalty?

Kicked him right in the gooch.

[Summers]

Or to look at it another way...

£50m!

Do we really have to go through the whole thing again, where I hold up Torres helping Chelsea win the Europa League on one hand, and a great big picture of Andy Carroll crying in the other? :/

oh oh do this. i'd enjoy that.

[Mad Jack]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-26682565

Man BBC, Gillespie played for us a total of 9 times 20 years ago. Bit of a tenuous link to bring up.

[Noah]

I've never even seen what Solskjaer said so I can't be.

I am however friends with Baddar.

But you're friends with me, so -3 Ego!

[MDK]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-26682565

Man BBC, Gillespie played for us a total of 9 times 20 years ago. Bit of a tenuous link to bring up.

[Colly]

See 'Former Newcastle forward Nile Ranger is a rapist' and 'Ex-WWE star Jeff Hardy is a twat'.

[Jimmy]

Decent team out today other than Naughton. Crazy that we are playing Bentaleb over Paulinho, though. Makes absolutely no sense, unless he still has a bit of a knock.

[stokeriño]

So apparently Salomon Kalou has confirmed that Arsenal tried to sign him on loan during January...but he turned them down.

Nyuck nyuck.

[brenchill]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XwATajH53I

Ole is great.

Bwahaha

[Colly]

I still haven't quite worked out what's so interesting about that, clearly he doesn't care because his team are battling relegation and just got tonked.

[Jimmy]

Fucking Kyle Naughton

[Colly]

Scoring from the left won't do Rodriguezs England chances any harm, certainly rather him than Young or Welbeck.

Lovely bit of skill from Lallana there.

[MDK]

Fucking Kyle Naughton

You make such a lovely couple