The Barclays Premier League Thread 2013/14

[Nerf]

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[stokeriño]

Or to look at a slightly different stat...

Fernando Torres Champions League goals: 4 in 6 appearances.

Martin Skrtel Champions League goals: 0 in OH WAIT LIVERPOOL.

[Nerf]

Or to look at it another way...

£50m!

[stokeriño]

Or to look at it another way...

£50m!

Do we really have to go through the whole thing again, where I hold up Torres helping Chelsea win the Europa League on one hand, and a great big picture of Andy Carroll crying in the other? :/

[Nerf]

Well, when you break it down, it ended up being a straight swap, Torres for Suarez and Sturridge. I'll take that.

[Dan]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XwATajH53I

Ole is great.

[stokeriño]

Breaking down two unrelated deals that happened two years apart, ignoring £35m spunked in the interim? lol k

Plus you ignore Meireles! How very dare you.

[Nerf]

I care more about Yossi than Meireles, you monster!

[stokeriño]

Oh, and Joe Cole. I shouldn't forget Joe Cole.

Excuse me briefly while I enjoy a wonderful MRLSH moment...

Ahhhhh.

[Hobo]

Daniel Sturridge's league tally this season: 19

Torres total amount of league goals for Chelsea: 19

I'm not really prone to Nerf like histrionics and stuff but still...

Actually, that kinda makes me sad for Torres. When you consider that he's played 104 games for Chelsea and he played 102 for Liverpool scoring 63.

[Colly]

That was going wide, should only have been a booking. :/

[Cheeky Hughes]

Fucking hell, Yaya's third goal.

[stokeriño]

Daniel Sturridge's league tally this season: 19

Torres total amount of league goals for Chelsea: 19

I'm not really prone to Nerf like histrionics and stuff but still...

Actually, that kinda makes me sad for Torres. When you consider that he's played 104 games for Chelsea and he played 102 for Liverpool scoring 63.

Why feel sad for Torres? He has won (very nearly) All The Trophies.

[Colly]

No Intertoto.

[Liam]

Fucking hell, Yaya's third goal.

Was never in question when it left his boot. Different gravy.

[Hobo]

But he used to score all the goals

[Chris2K]

I love how Raheem Sterling ran the length of the pitch for Suarez's third goal, then looked absolutely heartbroken when Suarez didn't pass to him and scored himself.

Also, three of the top four scored five or more goals and Spurs WEREN'T INVOLVED!

[Crybaby Bunting]

That was going wide, should only have been a booking. :/

If it was going wide he shouldn't have been a complete retard and deliberately handled the ball then.

[Colly]

That doesn't change the facts though.

[stokeriño]

The referee was in about as good a position as he could be in and I don't think he could be categorically sure it was going wide (I say this in the hypothetical sense that he saw it at all, which I rather suspect he didn't).

Plus split-second decision and all that.