The Barclays Premier League Thread 2013/14

[brenchill]

Any Americans on here planning on going to any of the International Champions Cup games featuring some of the Prem teams? The Liverpool/City game just had tickets go on sale; can't wait to see Liverpool play again.

You're an American Liverpool fan with Scott Parker in a West Ham kit in your sig?

Mind = blown

[Jimmy]

Pretty sure the sig was to do with an FM diary.

But, everyone should have Scotty Parker in their sig. Great great man.

[Szumi]

A) Scott Parker is the greatest man ever, as Jimmy said. B) I didn't even know I had a sig... I've had them turned off for a long time

[brenchill]

Nobody looks better in a football kit than Scott Parker.

[Matt]

I don't get the Scott Parker love, he had about 2 good seasons over a career that was generally the epitome of averageness.

[Nerf]

Lovely hair, though.

[Colly]

I was never a big fan, even if he did win all of the trophies at Newcastle.

[MDK]

Lovely hair, though.

I only judge a player on their hair. Valderrama, Keegan, Parker, West (Taribo). And facial hair. Phillipe Albert, I'm looking at you.

[brenchill]

I was never a big fan, even if he did win all of the trophies at Newcastle.

Trophies at Newcastle?

[Twist]

Hey, hey. Fuck you. Newcastle, proud owners of the Intertoto 'cup'.

[METALMAN]

His hair is very average. People like him because he has average hair. Hair that we proles could imagine having ourselves.

[Mad Jack]

He looks German...

[Jimmy]

His hair is very average. People like him because he has average hair. Hair that we proles could imagine having ourselves.

If people liked him for average hair then people would also like you :/

[METALMAN]

They do. My hair is the most average of all. :/

[Jimmy]

Well, that wasn't the response I was expecting :/

[METALMAN]

What were you expecting?

[EddieG]

It's his average hair and the old school tucking in of his shirt.

[Colly]

As someone who saw the state of the top of my head in a mirrored hotel lift yesterday, I wish I could have hair like that.

[Noah]

That looks like my hair Well when I can be bothered to brush it anyway.

[Colly]

Sol Campbell's on This Week. Urgh.