The Barclays Premier League Thread 2013/14

[Berober]

BACUNAAAAA

[Starvinho]

Hi Ho Aston Villa!

[Summers]

GET INNN

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

"Are you Wrexham in disguise?" Is a good'un.

[Berober]

FOUURRRR

[Starvinho]

This is brilliant!

[Liam]

How bizarre.

[Summers]

FOUR!

Seriously though - what's going on?

[Cymbols]

What the what? I'm not complaining but what!?

[brenchill]

Villa have gone goal crazy. Fucking come on!

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Anyone know that Soldado's wife had a miscarriage in early December? As if moving countries and getting negative press for struggling to score at a new club wasn't hard enough.

He's making great runs today, working well.

[GoGo Yubari]

Damn, Villa are hulking up.

EDIT: Halftime! Honestly the Soldado goal's fired Cardiff up more than anything, not out of the woods yet. Dembele for Sandro is a thing that should happen.

[Nerf]

Big E wants five.

[Gazz]

Villa.

Goals - 4

Shots on target - 3

[Summers]

Had four on target. Outta 7.

Shurrup.

[Gazz]

It wasn't a criticism.

If I wanted to goad Villa fans I'd say something like 'Benteke has finally realised there is a World Cup / transfer window in three months time...'

[Summers]

I know, just saying yr facts are wrong.

Gabby hit a tame header at the keeper for our fourth.

And that wouldn't be goading anyway. That would also be a fact. Bout time Benteke realised no one is gonna want the donkey he's looked like most of this season.

[Gazz]

I got them from the BBC.

I should know better.

[Nerf]

Fucking Lineker.

[Jimmy]

Townsend has been so awful.