The Barclays Premier League Thread 2013/14

[Nerf]

Can finally close my arse >_>

[Cymbols]

Fuck sakes. They 100% deserved it mind. Yet another dreadful performance.

[brenchill]

What a truly depressing time to be an Aston Villa fan.

[Summers]

Fuck sakes. They 100% deserved it mind. Yet another dreadful performance.

Saying that, we should have scored before they did. But our front players were once again pathetic when fgiven opportunities.

Thoroughly fed up of Lambert and most of this side.

[Rafael]

Should've signed Cabella this last window, but fuck yeah Remy!

[brenchill]

Lambert has to go now.

[brenchill]

Here's a heat map of our possession today:

[TCO]

It was a terrible game and both teams were fairly lackluster overall, to be fair. I thought Anita was brilliant again though, very tidy midfielder. Although it'd take a hat-trick from a Newcastle player for Niall Quinn to give them man of the match, the sniveling tit.

[Lineker]

Norwich make one change to the team beaten by West Ham 12 days ago as Ricky van Wolfswinkel starts up front in place of Gary Hooper. Substitute Jonny Howson is included in the Norwich squad for the first time since December 15th after time out with a back injury. Top-scorer Emmanuel Adebayor starts for Spurs, despite reports of him carrying a knock. Manager Tim Sherwood makes two changes to the team that won 4-0 at Newcastle, with Michael Dawson and Danny Rose coming in for Younes Kaboul and Kyle Walker.

Norwich: Ruddy, Martin, Yobo, Bassong, Olsson, Snodgrass, Tettey, Johnson, Redmond, Fer, van Wolfswinkel. Subs: Whittaker, Howson, Hooper, Pilkington, Bunn, Hoolahan, Elmander.

Spurs: Lloris, Naughton, Dawson, Vertonghen, Rose, Capoue, Paulinho, Lennon, Bentaleb, Dembele, Adebayor. Subs: Soldado, Townsend, Chadli, Eriksen, Friedel, Fryers, Kane.

Referee: Craig Pawson (South Yorkshire)

[Crybaby Bunting]

I'm just glad it wasn't a draw, I don't think I could have put up with both Villa fans and Colly claiming that their team is literally the worst thing in the history of anything and any player left should be shot out of a cannon.

[Gazz]

As the board's premier Newcastle fan, cock off

[brenchill]

I'm just glad it wasn't a draw, I don't think I could have put up with both Villa fans and Colly claiming that their team is literally the worst thing in the history of anything and any player left should be shot out of a cannon.

You should be shot out of a cannon

[Lineker]

Capoue is injured; Chadli is replacing him.

[Lineker]

This game is pants.

[King Ellis]

As the board's premier Newcastle fan, cock off

Do you have permission to speak on behalf of RAFA?

[Gazz]

As the board's premier Newcastle fan, cock off

Do you have permission to speak on behalf of RAFA?

I'm his dad

[Jimmy]

Yeah this game is awful.

[Lineker]

ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Lennon's played some lovely balls.

[Lineker]

Oh ffs Spurs

Dawson. AGAIN.