The Barclays Premier League Thread 2013/14

[Lineker]

Oh dear, the Everton mascot has shaved EFC into his hair. Not a good look.

[Nerf]

Oh dear, the Everton mascot. Not a good look.

[METALMAN]

Let's not be petty and small-minded because of meaningless inter-city rivalries from a city you have absolutely no connection to. :/

The Everton mascot is cool. It's a FUCKING ELEPHANT.

[Nerf]

Also, why isn't Traore playing now?

Let's not be petty and small-minded because of meaningless inter-city rivalries from a city you have absolutely no connection to. :/

Wait, what?

[METALMAN]

Exactly.

[Nerf]

I was only born and raised in Liverpool until I was 17, metalman, keep up.

[METALMAN]

If you were raised in Liverpool it's not an act of keeping up that's required for me, it's one of looking back.

:/

The petty and small-minded part stands. :/

[METALMAN]

It's a FUCKING ELEPHANT.

[Noah]

Who or what is the elephant fucking?

[METALMAN]

It doesn't have to be fucking anyone. I'm just excited because it's an elephant. That's why I said "fucking". :/

[Your Mom]

I am watching this sport again! Let's have a party!

[King Ellis]

Leeds used to have an elephant until it was replaced by a snow leopard or something.

[METALMAN]

I thought Massimo Cellino was the new Leeds mascot.

[Gazz]

I was only born and raised in Liverpool until I was 17, metalman, keep up.

That explains a lot...

[Your Mom]

Is Robbie a common soccerman name? Because we are going back to the studio at halftime to hear from John, Robbie and Robbie

[stokeriño]

I apologise on behalf of all 22 players, the officials, and pretty much everyone else for any neutral who had to witness that half. :/

At least I'm not suffering BT Sport coverage as well. That could put you over the edge.

[stokeriño]

And just to be doubley uninspiring, the ex-Chelsea player brought out at half-time is Alexi Smertin. Hmm.

[Your Mom]

Yeah this hasn't exactly been an exciting return to the game for me

[Baddar]

Not the best game but Howard just made an important double save.

[Noah]

And just to be doubley uninspiring, the ex-Chelsea player brought out at half-time is Alexi Smertin. Hmm.

I think I'd rather fuck the elephant.