The Barclays Premier League Thread 2013/14

[TCO]

30 out of Newcastle's 32 league goals (94%) have been scored by French players!

[EddieG]

FFS

[DavidMarrio]

Villa deserve that. We have been fuckin shocking, worst opening 25 I've seen from us in a while. Second best to everything. Sloppy, crap marking and passing. Need to shape up!!

[Berober]

Wonderful!

[TCO]

Well deserved lead but it was offside!

[Baddar]

Definitely deserved. It'd be awesome if Villa won. A loss against Chelsea wouldn't be so bad then as Liverpool would remain the 5 clear of us.

That said, surely they'll get better tonight.

[Jimmy]

I'm sure Liverpool will come back from this, but it'd be a pleasant surprise if not. I'm starting to warm to Henderson. I know Nerf bigs him up a lot, but to other Liverpool fans, do you think he should be in the England squad this summer? Or is he just looking good because he fits well into this Liverpool side wherein Suarez is bringing the best out of everyone? If that kind of makes sense.

Oh God, what a calamity. What is Mignolet doing?

[TCO]

Wow, the return of loliverpool! What the hell was Mignolet doing?

[Berober]

Wonderful!

Times Two!

[Baddar]

Now this is interesting.

[Summers]

We might draw now!

[therockbox]

Whose fucking bright idea was it to try and turn Gerrard into a defensive midfielder?

[Crybaby Bunting]

Lambert out

[Jimmy]

hahahahahahah what the fuck was that Cissoko?

[TCO]

The problem with Gerrard is that Coutinho is a thing now and he doesn't have the legs to play his old role anymore anyway. He can't be dropped though because he's Steven Gerrard: Captain Fantastic so they'll accommodate him any way that they can.

Cissokho!

[Nerf]

I'm sure Liverpool will come back from this, but it'd be a pleasant surprise if not. I'm starting to warm to Henderson. I know Nerf bigs him up a lot, but to other Liverpool fans, do you think he should be in the England squad this summer? Or is he just looking good because he fits well into this Liverpool side wherein Suarez is bringing the best out of everyone? If that kind of makes sense.

Oh God, what a calamity. What is Mignolet doing?

Not if Gerrard is playing

[Jimmy]

I'm sure Liverpool will come back from this, but it'd be a pleasant surprise if not. I'm starting to warm to Henderson. I know Nerf bigs him up a lot, but to other Liverpool fans, do you think he should be in the England squad this summer? Or is he just looking good because he fits well into this Liverpool side wherein Suarez is bringing the best out of everyone? If that kind of makes sense.

Oh God, what a calamity. What is Mignolet doing?

Not if Gerrard is playing

[Nerf]

I am so full of rage that I can't even bold things properly.

[Matt]

Not a Liverpool fan but from what I've seen he'd be going if I were manager and I was highly critical of him till this season.

[Jimmy]

Ah Vlar plays him on.

But ooh la la, Henderson, that was nice. Sturridge too. Hate Liverpool but like to see English players doing well.