The Barclays Premier League Thread 2013/14

[MDK]

Says the 12 year old

[Jimmy]

I didn't say anything :/

[EddieG]

12, not 14.

[Lineker]

How does the conversation always manage to get turned back to Liverpool? Boring.

[Ant]

Jordan fucking Bowery?

[Gazz]

Graham Taylor.

Graham Taylor invented pressing.

Dortmund's system is based on high pressure pressing.

Ergo, Taylor invented the Dortmund model.

Bullshit, some Russian invented pressing.

Victor Maslov, but there isn't a dead joke about the Kiev model.

[Summers]

I think Villa fans should repay Benteke's gratitude by at least letting him stay another season or two before telling him to fuck off, especially after all the effort it took them to get him to sign a contract 6 months ago.

Hahaha did you get beat up by a Villa fan recently or something?

Some warped and bitter posts from you recently.

[brenchill]

I think he's just a complete plum, in all fairness.

[Lineker]

Rio Ferdinand is expected to be out for about two weeks with a knee injury.

[Dan]

Cristiano Ronaldo - 17 Games, 20 Goals, 4 Assists

Luis Suarez - 15 Games, 20 Goals, 5 Assists

Suarez is in the form of his life, Ronaldo is just having a standard season so far

[King Ellis]

Yeah, but if everytime Suarez hit the bar counted as a goal...

[Lineker]

Jores Okore reckons that he'll be playing for Villa again in March.

[Nerf]

Cristiano Ronaldo - 17 Games, 20 Goals, 4 Assists

Luis Suarez - 15 Games, 20 Goals, 5 Assists

Suarez is in the form of his life, Ronaldo is just having a standard season so far

Well, no, I'd say the form of his life was at Ajax.

[TCO]

Cristiano Ronaldo - 17 Games, 20 Goals, 4 Assists

Luis Suarez - 15 Games, 20 Goals, 5 Assists

Suarez is in the form of his life, Ronaldo is just having a standard season so far

Well, no, I'd say the form of his life was at Ajax.

Alfonso Alves scored 45 goals in 39 games in Holland!

[Baddar]

Pretty sure Eddie would do well in Holland.

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Rio Ferdinand is expected to be out for about two weeks with a knee injury.

So he's actually NOT been out all season?!

Pretty sure Eddie would do well in Holland.

He could probably score pretty regularly.

In Amsterdam.

In the red light district.

With hookers.

And then cry into his pillow at home every night.

[Baddar]

...with an STI or two?

[EddieG]

Yeah, no, I do shit in Holland.

[MDK]

Yeah, no, I do shit in Holland.

Do you have to pay extra for that?

[EddieG]

Yeah, no, I do shit in Holland.

Do you have to pay extra for that?

Naw, that's a scam for the foreigners.