The Barclays Premier League Thread 2013/14

[MDK]

Career and physical suicide

[brenchill]

I love the Moyes Manchester Utd Revolution

Sack all the experienced, world-class coaches and replace them with mid-table standard coaches! Wooho!

[Asuka's Gonna Kill You]

I love the Moyes Manchester Utd Revolution

Sack all the experienced, world-class coaches and replace them with mid-table standard coaches! Wooho!

World class coaches? Not sure where you got that from.

Daniele De Rossi on rejecting a move to Manchester United last summer:

"It was a good thing I didn't go to Manchester, now I would have committed suicide."

Yeah, he never even said that

[METALMAN]

No, he said it in Italian. :/

[Lineker]

Giving JohnnyPerfect a +1 not because I agree with his post but just because I'm astounded at the sheer ridiculousness of it.

[stokeriño]

Daniele De Rossi on rejecting a move to Manchester United last summer:

"Meno male che non sono andato a Manchester - sennò a quest'ora mi sarei suicidato."

[brenchill]

I love the Moyes Manchester Utd Revolution

Sack all the experienced, world-class coaches and replace them with mid-table standard coaches! Wooho!

World class coaches? Not sure where you got that from.

Daniele De Rossi on rejecting a move to Manchester United last summer:

"It was a good thing I didn't go to Manchester, now I would have committed suicide."

Yeah, he never even said that

Not sure where I got it from? They were coaches at Man Utd, one of the biggest clubs on the planet under arguably the greatest manager of all time. Pretty sure they were at least half decent and better than Everton's coaches.

[Lineker]

Manchester United winger Ashley Young is set for a spell on the sidelines after sustaining a shoulder injury in his challenge with Tottenham goalkeeper Hugo Lloris.

[METALMAN]

Clatters is off the hook. Southampton and Lallana are just too sensitive.

[stokeriño]

Well it's not like Mike Riley was ever going to stretch his 'investigation' beyond the following 5 second exchange:

MR: "For legal reasons I have to ask: did you say anything insulting?"

MC: "No."

MR: "Good enough for me."

[METALMAN]

That's as thorough as the investigation needs to be. :/

[brenchill]

That's exactly what a guilty person would say

[Liam]

"You're different now you've played for England, you never used to be like this," the referee told Lallana.

Not sure if it was posted already, but this is apparently what he said.

Meh.

[brenchill]

"You were alright when you were crap."

[Lineker]

"What happened man? You used to be cool!"

[Lineker]

Southampton aren't dropping the issue. They demand satisfaction!

On an unrelated note, Dani Osvaldo has been suspended for three games.

[Lineker]

Liverpool manager Brendan Rodgers has been charged over post-match comments he made following his side's defeat at Manchester City on 26 December. Rodgers criticised the "horrendous" performance of the match officials and questioned the appointment of Bolton referee Lee Mason after the 2-1 loss. Rodgers has until 1800 GMT on 8 January 2014 to respond to the charge.

The Football Association said: "It is alleged the comments by Rodgers called into question the integrity of the match referee, and/or implied that the match referee was motivated by bias; and/or brought the game into disrepute; and/or amounted to a failure to act in the best interests of the game."

[MDK]

Alright Spurs fans, how good is Shaquile Coulthirst?

[Lineker]

Not bad. Probably. Let us know.

[brenchill]

When is enough enough at VP.

Fuck off Lambert