The Barclays Premier League Thread 2013/14

[Liam]

Big match. Not just due to the relegation issues, but my family all support West Ham as well.

They always fucking beat us as well.

[Hobo]

Iago Aspas is an odd looking man.

[Liam]

1-0 to West Ham already.

[Summers]

Gabby rounds the keeper and taps it in after a gift from the Blunderland defence.

[Liam]

Want Villa to win that - do not need Sunderland to go above us.

[Liam]

Sidwell!

Taraabt and Richardson could have scored! Off the post!

[EddieG]

Shocking Bruce hasn't been sent off yet.

[Liam]

Kevin Nolan got sent off!

Kicked the back of Amorebieta's leg off the ball - probably a red, bit hard to see.

Senderos and Stockdale are making their best efforts to fuck this up though.

[Hobo]

Hull are playing the KICK EVERYONE TO DEATH game.

[9 to 5]

The Dutch way then?

[stokeriño]

Martin Atkinson once again lets everything go in the first half and pulls out a yellow card moments into the second half.

What the hell is up with referees lately? In so many games it seems possible to pinpoint the minute where they decide that bookings are "okay" to start handing out.

[Nerf]

20 GOALS!

[stokeriño]

Chelsea pay zero attention to whatever José's half-time talk was, and it takes him five minutes to think "fuck it, double substitution to bring Oscar and Willian on".

[9 to 5]

20 GOALS!

Sturridge is out injured, silly.

[stokeriño]

Mata and Schurrle off. Both have amply demonstrated why the threesome of Hazard/Oscar/Willian are first-choice at the moment.

[MDK]

lol, serves Oscar right for diving instead of simply tapping it into the net.

[9 to 5]

Bloody hell Oscar.

[stokeriño]

I have no fucking clue what nonsense was going through Oscar's head there.

TORRES! 1-0!

[MDK]

A Torres away goal

[Liam]

Taraabt should have scored again. Save on to the post, missed the follow-up.