The Barclays Premier League Thread 2013/14

[stokeriño]

edit: wait, he supports CHELSEA? What?

*insert farcical astonishment from those who assumed that being Jewish made him a Spurs fan here*

Something's a little backwards if anyone thinks that when he speaks about whether something's offensive to Jews or not, it has to be "on behalf of Spurs supporters" as well.

[Plubby]

tbf David Baddiel is a gigantic cunt.

I like to wonder what he actually did for a living, because it seemed like he's been living entirely off Three Lions for nearly twenty years.

I just had to Wiki him to find out who he was. It would seem that his profession is single-handedly disproving all of those beards=manliness t-shirts.

[Crybaby Bunting]

sorry linkles, Chelsea is a shit boring team with supporters like David Baddiel then

[stokeriño]

sorry linkles, Chelsea is a shit boring team with supporters like David Baddiel then

I'll see your "Chelsea Is A Shit Boring Team With Supporters Like..." stake and raise you with John Major.

[brenchill]

Never trust a man who has no lips

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

I was going to say Baddiel was a Chelsea fan. He was leading the call to ban the Yid chants at Tottenham.

[Colly]

I was going to say Baddiel was a Chelsea fan. He was leading the call to ban the Yid chants at Tottenham.

Which of course he definitely wouldn't do if he was a Spurs fan?

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

I was going to say Baddiel was a Chelsea fan. He was leading the call to ban the Yid chants at Tottenham.

Which of course he definitely wouldn't do if he was a Spurs fan?

I think the central point at the time from Spurs fans was that he'd happily support it if only to mess with the vibe at WHL.

[stokeriño]

Way to invent convenient excuses in the face of criticism, Spurs fans.

[Nerf]

Way to invent convenient excuses in the face of criticism, Spurs fans.

Yeah, this. Holy shit.

THE JEWISH MAN IS ONLY OFFENDED BY THE RACIAL SLURS BECAUSE IT'S SPURS.

[Lineker]

Baddiel is literally the solitary Jew to be offended by it.

Source: Jewish.

[stokeriño]

'Kay.

[Baddar]

Swansea v Man City is about to start on SS1.

[Nerf]

Just turned on. Why wasn't Tremmel dressed?

[TCO]

He was wearing a black shirt that the ref didn't notice was blatantly clashing with City's kit until after kick off and they had to fetch him an orange one.

[Roster Depth Sicko No. 2]

Same colour shirt as the opposition goalkeeper or something, which isn't allowed, so he had to change it.

Good finishes from Fernandinho and Bony, even if Bony was offside. Top notch header and a great drive from Fernandinho, who's quietly proving he's worth the outlay City spent on him in my opinion.

[stokeriño]

Most easily predicted Chelsea line-up all year (injuries/suspensions make the back seven obvious, and bringing in Torres/Mata/Schurrle fresh left only a question of "Hazard or Willian").

#SaintsFC team vs @chelseafc: K. Davis ©, Chambers, Fonte, Lovren, Shaw, Cork, Schneiderlin, S. Davis, Lallana, Rodriguez, Ramírez.

#SaintsFC substitutes vs @chelseafc: Gazzaniga (GK), Clyne, Yoshida, Lambert, Ward-Prowse, Hooiveld, Gallagher.

(4-2-3-1): Cech; Azpilicueta, Cahill, Terry ©, Cole; Mikel, Ramires; Schurrle, Mata, Hazard; Torres. #CFC

Schwarzer, Kalas, Essien, Oscar, Willian, Eto'o and Ba. #CFC

[Plubby]

Needs moar Schwarzer.

(EDIT: Like, in the XI.)

[stokeriño]

I imagine he'll be in goal for the FA Cup game on Sunday.

[Plubby]

YAY!