The Barclays Premier League Thread 2013/14

[Kaney]

Liverpool are top of the table at Christmas.

You know what though? Sod it, I hope they win it.

Liverpool were also top of the table at Christmas in 1990-91, 1996-97 and 2008-09.

Guess what happened in none of those seasons.

Chelsea winning the league.

Come on now, if everybody chips in with their own examples of irrelevant correlation we'll be here all night.

Kaney DIDN'T drink any Irn-Bru?

Don't be silly.

[Lineker]

Christian Benteke is out of the Christmas and New Year games with a knee injury.

[TCO]

Definitely should've flogged him to Spurs for silly money when they had the chance.

[MDK]

Definitely should've flogged him to Spurs for silly money when they had the chance.

Amen. How much money were they talking about at the time? Gotta be 12mil+

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Benteke's been out of pretty much every game this season hasn't he? Even when he's supposed to be playing he hasn't shown up.

[MDK]

Benteke's been out of pretty much every game this season hasn't he? Even when he's supposed to be playing he hasn't shown up.

Would have been perfect at Spurs...

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

That's all we'd have needed. As if Defoe's current run of form hasn't been bad enough.....

[Hobo]

Liverpool top at Christmas is nice. But I wouldn't get carried away.

[METALMAN]

You aren't a very good liverpool fan then

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

TEN YEARS OF LIVERPOOL DOMINANCE!

[Summers]

Christian Benteke is out of the Christmas and New Year games with a knee injury.

Good. Kozak is playing better. And scoring. Benteke needs to shape up or get lost.

[Hobo]

You aren't a very good liverpool fan then

Think of me as the opposite of Nerf.

[Nerf]

Terrible, then.

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Hbob: The best Liverpool fan since 24/12/2013.

[SeanDMan]

Imagine making a guy called Tim your manager.

TIM OUT!

[therockbox]

[Baddar]

Michu could be out for 6 weeks too. United play Swansea in both the league and FA Cup in that time, so good news for us in that respect, even if he hasn't been firing like last season.

[Noah]

Starting to think that Moyes to Man U was the best thing to happen to Everton for a while.

It seems that if Everton want a really good year, they just have to sell/let somebody go to Manchester United.

Baines to Utd, next season and they'll probably win.

[therockbox]

Mesut Ozil surprises kids in a toystore...

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Phew. I expected an indecent exposure story then.