The Barclays Premier League Thread 2013/14

[Gazz]

Um, I used my ruler for drawing lines.

That's why you have a degree and Matt thinks strawpedoes are cool.

[METALMAN]

There was definitely something with a twanger that was broadcast, I knew that video was going to have that before I even watched it. Though, yes, I very much doubt the rest of the stuff was broadcast.

But i remember the twanger so well.

[Lineker]

Fabrice Muamba is taking his first steps into sports journalism with the help of BBC North West Tonight, who have offered the former footballer a work placement.

The 25-year-old ex-Arsenal, Birmingham, Bolton and England Under-21 midfielder was forced to retire last year after suffering a cardiac arrest during a game in March 2012.

He is now studying for his new career in journalism at Staffordshire University.

[Cheeky Hughes]

What a tosser. I've been trying to get a work placement there for ages!

[Jimmy]

Bloody Hughes. Terrible terrible.

[King Ellis]

Wow and damn, Hughes. :/

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

So Hughes can't even get a work placement and yet Lineker is working at the BBC?! Bwahahahaha Hughes you must be the most useless person in the world.

[METALMAN]

Fabrice Muamba is taking his first steps into sports journalism with the help of BBC North West Tonight, who have offered the former footballer a work placement.

The 25-year-old ex-Arsenal, Birmingham, Bolton and England Under-21 midfielder was forced to retire last year after suffering a cardiac arrest during a game in March 2012.

He is now studying for his new career in journalism at Staffordshire University.

Not relevant to this thread. He doesn't play in the Premier League. Nor does the team he played for. :/

[MDK]

Fabrice Muamba is taking his first steps into sports journalism with the help of BBC North West Tonight, who have offered the former footballer a work placement.

The 25-year-old ex-Arsenal, Birmingham, Bolton and England Under-21 midfielder was forced to retire last year after suffering a cardiac arrest during a game in March 2012.

He is now studying for his new career in journalism at Staffordshire University.

Not relevant to this thread. He doesn't play in the Premier League. Nor does the team he played for. :/

Are you relevant to the premier league thread? :/

[Cheeky Hughes]

Fabrice Muamba is taking his first steps into sports journalism with the help of BBC North West Tonight, who have offered the former footballer a work placement.

The 25-year-old ex-Arsenal, Birmingham, Bolton and England Under-21 midfielder was forced to retire last year after suffering a cardiac arrest during a game in March 2012.

He is now studying for his new career in journalism at Staffordshire University.

Not relevant to this thread. He doesn't play in the Premier League. Nor does the team he played for. :/

Are you relevant to the premier league thread? :/

Says the Orient fan :/

[Gazz]

The mighty O's are playing like a Premiership team this season.

[Lineker]

David Sullivan has said that he regrets signing Andy Carroll.

[King Ellis]

That article says 'Liverpool (2011-present)'. Go fix it. :/

[Lineker]

I don't have the programme I need installed on this computer!

[SeanDMan]

I hope there's a connection between that and him allegedly handing in a transfer request

[Lineker]

David May was just asked on Soccer AM 'who was the longest in the shower?'

"Dion Dublin. That thing was the size of a baby's arm."

[Crybaby Bunting]

I just realised that David Bentley is still a free agent since being released from Spurs in August. That's a bit of a downer :/

[Lineker]

Joe Hart is again left out of Manchester City's starting line-up with Manuel Pellegrini keeping faith with Costel Pantilimon in goal.

Sergio Aguero, who did not play in City's 3-2 win over European champions Bayern Munich on Tuesday, returns to the side and will partner Alvaro Negredo up front.

Manchester City: Pantilimon, Zabaleta, Kompany ©, Demichelis, Clichy, Fernandinho, Yaya Toure, Nasri, Silva, Aguero, Negredo.

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Blackburn should re-sign Bentley. I'm sure he could do a job for them....and for very little wages no doubt.

[9 to 5]

Fuck off, second time around, I would have made more impact than he did. :/.