The Barclays Premier League Thread 2013/14

[Colly]

He put a disclaimer about that!

[Baddar]

It's Matt. Disclaimers mean nothing!

[stokeriño]

Anyone else hearing rumours that Mourinho wants Rodgers as his assistant manager? Apparently Brendan has been spending a lot of time in Chelsea recently.

Heard nothing like that. Seems entirely silly.

Not the silliest rumour about Brendan Rodgers that's been going round Twitter today, mind...

What is?

That he's been shagging a transsexual.

[MDK]

[Baddar]

Brendan Todgers?

[Nerf]

Anyone else hearing rumours that Mourinho wants Rodgers as his assistant manager? Apparently Brendan has been spending a lot of time in Chelsea recently.

Heard nothing like that. Seems entirely silly.

Not the silliest rumour about Brendan Rodgers that's been going round Twitter today, mind...

What is?

That he's been shagging a transsexual.

[stokeriño]

That is the correct face to make.

[Colly]

That's Nerfs 'o' face.

[Plubby]

"et tu, gaffer?"

[Liam]

That's Baddar's happy face.

[METALMAN]

https://mobile.twitter.com/chelsey_harwood/status/411067748589252609?screen_name=chelsey_harwood

:/

[Gazz]

Not even noted swordsman Alan Pardew would do that.

[EddieG]

.. wtf is a fake pussy?

[Adam]

Well, I'm no expert on the procedure but I imagine it's what post-op female transsexuals have!?

Can't believe I'm posting this in the Premier League thread.

[METALMAN]

Well obviously if you're getting a sex change you need the full works. Basically they get your willy and turn it inside out and then you have a fanny.

[Lineker]

So what if Rodgers has?

Literally, who cares?

[9 to 5]

Aye but your fanny (I miss that word) is quite shallow compared to a normal one.

[METALMAN]

It's sodomy, Linzikles. It's a sin.

[Lineker]

Oh.

Meh.

[Adam]

It literally doesn't matter. Hence why it's doing the rounds on Twitter and nobody else really cares.