The Barclays Premier League Thread 2013/14

[Cymbols]

Where's Kozak today anyways? He's really grown on me of late.

[Summers]

Injured I assume. Where's Benteke?

[Liam]

I'd like to see Vigen get a run out.

[Summers]

We spent money on Helenius, should use him one day.

[Cymbols]

Helenius/Albrighton for Weimann and maybe Lowton on for Herd, allowing Bacuna to push further forward.

10 minutes later and voila! I should be in charge I'm telling you...

[Liam]

That looked like a penalty.

[Summers]

Fucking bullshit. Stonewall.

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

I wasn't even doing Suarez is a cunt, I was doing Suarez is really good and in our World Cup group. It was a joke so inoffensive I wouldn't be massively surprised if Lineker said similar on MOTD, to Shearers amusement.

OG! The best two letters in the English language.

Six goals in three games? Who are you and what have you done to my beloved Tottenham?!

OptaJoe @OptaJoe 32m 2 - Tottenham are one of two teams (with Newcastle) yet to score more than twice in a Premier League game this season. Opportunity.

Yup, but we've only conceded 2 or more goals in a game twice this season in all competitions so we don't need to score that many.

We're not Chelsea.

[Summers]

Criminal refereeing today. Absolutely gutless performance by us too.

[Summers]

Be quite happy to see Benteke benched and Tonev never wearing a Villa shirt again.

[Cymbols]

Swap someone Tonev for some plasters and nurofen to give to Vlaar, Luna and Okore....

[Gazz]

I think Okore might need more than some Nurofen.

[Colly]

I missed the last half hour (fixed my mums fence after windfest last week!), but just caught that penalty appeal. Definite pen, and another where the refs done nothing, its either a foul or a dive and he's given neither.

[Summers]

He did say plasters too.

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

I heard that Fulham should have had a penalty early on?

[Crybaby Bunting]

So Villa fans, still pleased that you didn't sell Benteke for £15-20m in the transfer window?

[Liam]

I heard that Fulham should have had a penalty early on?

I'm guessing Berbatov being eased into as he went for a header? They appealed, as the defender definitely nudged him out of the way, but not really a penalty.

It was a bit of 'anywhere else on the pitch' kinda foul.

[brenchill]

So Villa fans, still pleased that you didn't sell Benteke for £15-20m in the transfer window?

Yes. Why wouldn't we want a quality forward in our squad?

[Colly]

You could've used that to buy a quality forward who'll score goals.

[Nerf]

Oviedo is superb.