The Barclays Premier League Thread 2013/14

[Colly]

He'll have put in a transfer request by then, if he's not already playing for Real.

I was thinking that actually, odds of him being a Liverpool player next league game after the World Cup have to be slim.

[Baddar]

He'll be a cunt by then - I can't wait til Nerf's wanting Agger or someone to snap Suarez in two.

[METALMAN]

I hope Cabaye tackles Suarez and both their heads fall off and they both miss the World Cup and also die.

[Colly]

Stay classy EWB.

[TCO]

More importantly.

Surely the correct term to crock somebody on the final day of the season and to rule them out of the World Cup is to "Boateng" somebody.? Bonus Boateng points if the opponents country is in your group and you get a 2x multiplier if it's the country of your birth.

CHA-CHING!

[Ant]

I honestly think Lowton has banged Lamberts wife. How the fuck Chris Herd is in ahead of him today is beyond me.

[Summers]

Yeah - odd lineup.

[Liam]

Interesting to see Lasse Vigen Christensen on the bench for us.

[Liam]

He may be very old, but I do love me some Karagounis.

[Summers]

Definitely worried by our defence today.

Guzan! Fucking wow. Wow.

[Liam]

Cracking save by Guzan.

[Colly]

That header was literally in the top corner too, outstanding save.

[Liam]

Is Guzan US Number one?

[9 to 5]

He is the world number one.

[Summers]

Howard still, isn't it?

[Liam]

Worried about your defence, Summ? Jeeezus, Fulham's is sucky right now.

[Summers]

I miss end of last season Benteke. We'd be 2 - 0 up

[Liam]

How did we not get that in? Good defending on the line.

Our guys are taking too long to fucking shoot.

[Summers]

Worried about your defence, Summ? Jeeezus, Fulham's is sucky right now.

Midfielder at right back, midfielder at CB, CB at LB.

What a fucking scramble. That was horrible.

[Colly]

Nowt like shoddy defenses to make a game fun for the neutral.