The Barclays Premier League Thread 2013/14

[Nerf]

Suarez: "I am happy to be in the Premier League, the best league there is. I am happy here and I will stay."

[Baddar]

Man City it is then.

[Lineker]

Come to us Luis! We have a diving quota to fill!

[EddieG]

In all fairness, don't think he's dived for a while.

[Colly]

Lol.

[stokeriño]

Suarez hasn't yet mastered the art of diving and elbowing people at the same time, so he does have to rotate them a bit.

Woe betide the Premier League the day he gets tutoring from Shawn Michaels...

[Gazz]

Suarez: "I am happy to be in the Premier League, the best league there is. I am happy here and I will stay."

Real Madrid

[MDK]

Suarez: "I am happy to be in the Premier League, the best league there is. I am happy here and I will stay."

Real Madrid

Leyton Orient

[Gazz]

Luis Suarez, he's no Kevin Lisbie.

[Colly]

As if Suarez would play for a team with Orient in their name.

[Nerf]

Holy fuck. Suarez was playing with a calf injury last night.

[9 to 5]

Now why is Luis maiming cows now? :@

[Gazz]

You don't score goals like he did last night without making some sort of sacrifice to Satan.

[MDK]

Luis Suarez, he's no Kevin Lisbie.

We'd have him, but with the form that Mooney and Lisbie are in, he'd have to wait his turn. Plus Batt is pretty good coming off the bench, so I dunno if it is worth us signing him. Still, he'd be a half decent squad player.

[Hobo]

In all fairness, don't think he's dived for a while.

I think Hull was the first time he did in a while. He tends to do stupid things when faced with having players he can't trust around him (ie. Moses and Sterling as opposed to Sturridge and Coutinho).

[Lineker]

Luis Suarez, he's no Kevin Lisbie.

We'd have him, but with the form that Mooney and Lisbie are in, he'd have to wait his turn. Plus Batt is pretty good coming off the bench, so I dunno if it is worth us signing him. Still, he'd be a half decent squad player.

Am I the only one who read Plus Batt as Phill Babb?

[MDK]

Luis Suarez, he's no Kevin Lisbie.

We'd have him, but with the form that Mooney and Lisbie are in, he'd have to wait his turn. Plus Batt is pretty good coming off the bench, so I dunno if it is worth us signing him. Still, he'd be a half decent squad player.

Am I the only one who read Plug Batt as Phill Babb?

No. And it was 'plus Batt', you donut.

[Kaney]

Lineker

[Lineker]

Well, that was a rather unfortunate typo.

[Colly]

Plug Batt is my favourite Leighton Orioles player.