2013 NFL Season Thread

[Your Mom]

I hadnt seen Eli this season so I didnt realize how bad it had gotten but if we could just stop the run they would be screwed.

Holy hell we just got 30 yards on a check down to the FB who's name I didnt even know until a minute ago

[Meacon Keaton]

If you guys would like to watch a quarterback that doesn't throw interceptions, Teddy Bridgewater is playing on ESPN.

[Your Mom]

Nah I would like to watch this one throw 3 or 4 more

[Your Mom]

We just got screwed. That was a fumble! Why would he slam the ball down in anger if he was giving himself up? So dumb

[Schlitzbrille]

We just got screwed. That was a fumble! Why would he slam the ball down in anger if he was giving himself up? So dumb

I'm really confused by it all.

[Mick]

Brandon Marshall!

[HC]

If the Giants end up stealing this thing...

[Schlitzbrille]

Oh Eli, you're like the Nega-Peyton.

[HC]

Fucking Giants, man. I wish the Packers had Chicago's cupcake schedule...

[Mick]

Fucking Giants, man. I wish the Packers had Chicago's cupcake schedule...

Cupcake schedule? You do realize that with two exceptions, the NFC North all play the same teams, yes?

[HC]

Fucking Giants, man. I wish the Packers had Chicago's cupcake schedule...

Cupcake schedule? You do realize that with two exceptions, the NFC North all play the same teams, yes?

Dammit Mick, will you just stop using common sense and let me be a bitter fan!?

And our two exceptions were tougher...

[Your Mom]

Oh man that was close! Back on track at 4-2

[HC]

Oh man that was close! Back on track at 4-2

BOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Plubby]

Fucking Giants, man. I wish the Packers had Chicago's cupcake schedule...

And then we derp and then we derp and then we derp...

[HC]

Fucking Giants, man. I wish the Packers had Chicago's cupcake schedule...

And then we derp and then we derp and then we derp...

Shouldn't you be off tending to your Kellen Moore shrine?

[The Buscher]

Not sure what to say. Usually the Giants pull out these close games and instead Eli has been finding ways to blow it instead of being the hero. They appear to have used up all of their good karma on the SB runs. They've had their time and now it's time to rebuild for the next era of Giants football. It was a good run.

I'm having a really hard time seeing the Giants winning more than 4 games this year...maybe even that is generous. I figure they'll win one of the two Redskins games, and then they'll beat either the Cowboys or Eagles (but not both) against all logic. The AFC West was better than expected but I think they can squeeze out a win against one of the Raiders or Chargers. Dunno who else...Vikings next Monday maybe? Not sure why AP wouldn't shred them apart though.

Don't really see how the Giants avoid a bottom 3 record at this point. Eli is on pace to break the single season INT record.

[Maxx]

I thoroughly enjoy the Giants failing miserably, but will be super pissed if they end up getting Clowney.

[gunnar hendershow]

Giants are conveniently playing themselves into a very high draft pick in the deepest draft since 2004. It's amazing how they pull this off every time a must-have franchise player is available.

[HC]

Pittsburgh as well. Apparently they sent a scout to watch Teddy tonight.

[Dan]

I wish NYG would win a fucking game.