2013 NFL Season Thread

[HC]

Yeah, it's good PR for them, as well as keeping little kids from wearing the jersey of a probable murderer. That's a win-win if there ever was one.

[munky]

Strikes me as more of a troll amnesty program than anything else, but I'm a Bills fan and a cynic so there you go.

[HC]

Strikes me as more of a troll amnesty program than anything else, but I'm a Bills fan and a cynic so there you go.

Buffalo could never offer a jersey exchange, as no one buys Bills merch in the first place.

[munky]

Buffalo has so much roster turnover - of admittedly shitty players - there's no point in buying anyone's jersey.

[Vendetta]

So I hear they are converting Hernandez from a tight end to a wide receiver...

[gunnar hendershow]

Hey would ya look at that? It's that same prison rape joke everyone has been making since he got arrested!

[Maxx]

So I hear they are converting Hernandez from a tight end to a wide receiver...

Remember that time you drafted Reggie Bush #1 overall in the fantasy league?

[Lineker]

Not NFL, but...

A Florida university footballer has been arrested for barking at a police dog and resisting arrest, police say. An officer and a dog were investigating a vehicle in Gainesville early on Sunday when Antonio Morrison, 19, barked at the animal, police said.

Florida law makes it a crime to "harass" a police dog while the animal is "in the performance of its duties". Mr Morrison, who plays linebacker for the University of Florida "Gators" team, said the dog had barked first.

[Berober]

Not NFL, but...

A Florida university footballer has been arrested for barking at a police dog and resisting arrest, police say. An officer and a dog were investigating a vehicle in Gainesville early on Sunday when Antonio Morrison, 19, barked at the animal, police said.

Florida law makes it a crime to "harass" a police dog while the animal is "in the performance of its duties". Mr Morrison, who plays linebacker for the University of Florida "Gators" team, said the dog had barked first.

God Lineker, there is a College Football thread...

That being said, is "The dog barked first" an actual defense?

[Lineker]

Whatever, it's all the same to me

[Szumi]

Knowing Florida law he's innocent.

Still, what a stupid ass thing to be arrested for/arrest someone over. Good riddance, America.

Edited July 22, 2013 by Szumi

[livid]

Alright, damshow you need to come clean about spiking Von Miller's drinks with drugs. This is a safe place.

[Vendetta]

Buccaneers forced to release Wright after he failed a physical with 49ers. They are also going to be trying out Peyton Hillis possibly for a full back position.

[munky]

They are also going to be trying out Peyton Hillis possibly for a full back position.

Mike Alstott v2?

If Alstott were a fragile one-year wonder.

[gunnar hendershow]

Alright, damshow you need to come clean about spiking Von Miller's drinks with drugs. This is a safe place.

My plan is running smoothly. First I sabotaged a fax machine and now this.

[Lint]

http://deadspin.com/eagles-wr-riley-cooper-at-concert-i-will-fight-every-979470075

The Eagles wish Riley Cooper the best in his future endeavors

[munky]

What a redneck asshole.

Kenny Chesney? Really?

[gunnar hendershow]

This is the best picture.

[DYSI]

I'm pretty sure he's trying to hit Aaron Hernandez but it's going straight for Riley Cooper's head.

Tebow's accuracy is the best.

[Cactus Drags]

New Pro Bowl idea is stupid. Just put it to rest.