2013 NFL Season Thread

[gunnar hendershow]

Defenses also account for Megatron on the field. Very, very few WRs have ever had that happen. Usually you play matchups and that's that, but teams have their defenses often play back to keep him from breaking the big play. I guess a symptom of this is safeties catch him inside the 5.

[Maxx]

Brandon Merriweather is a huge piece of shit.

[Your Mom]

Turned it to the game for a minute. Fuck off with that bullshit taunting Golden Tate. You are only beating the Rams 14-6 now.

[GoGo Yubari]

We were overdue for Golden Tate making the rest of the country hate him again.

[Maxx]

He's taunting a team whose secondary includes Janoris Jenkins and Courtland Finnegan, I'm not going to fault him for doing it.

[Your Mom]

I dont care who it is. It's pathetic. You arent exactly lighting things up. Just score. Taunt after that if you want. But before is just crap

[Maxx]

Yeah, based on what it's rumored Jenkins said to Steve Smith last week, I'm happy to see his face rubbed in it.

[GoGo Yubari]

Yeah, I googled that dude and I get it now. Reserving judgment until the post-match quotes.

[Your Mom]

I dont know this Jenkins story

[GoGo Yubari]

I dont know this Jenkins story

Here you go.

I am glad that all forms of sports have been similarly miserable for me in the last two days. Woo. Awesome.

[Your Mom]

They should have tried another run. Dont get that call

[gunnar hendershow]

Rough night for the city of St. Louis.

[livid]

Turns out, Dez Bryant really isn't a diva at all.

It was overblown to begin with but wow, did ESPN, et al, screw the pooch on this witch hunt.

[Your Mom]

What does that prove? Are we supposed to assume the same thing was happening when he and Witten were yelling at each other and Ware stepped in and shut it down?

[gunnar hendershow]

Bad lip readings are all the rage but wow did ESPN fuck up.

[livid]

What does that prove? Are we supposed to assume the same thing was happening when he and Witten were yelling at each other and Ware stepped in and shut it down?

It proves that he wasn't ranting and raving about getting the football, which is what people assumed he was doing. I think people were more focused on that than the Witten stuff because that came at the end of the game, when they lost on a last second touchdown so of course emotions boiled over.

Still, the video also proves that you shouldn't presume guilt based simply on what something looks like. That would mean the Witten stuff at the end too.

[gunnar hendershow]

The outburst with Witten was probably about how mad he was to have them score, then Ware stepped in and calmed him down.

He's just emotional about winning and not because he wasn't getting the ball is the lesson from all of this.

[Your Mom]

Yeah I mean that video makes him look good and I like that, but it really looked like he was throwing a fit there at the end. I am sure he'll grow up though

[gunnar hendershow]

http://deadspin.com/the-new-browns-facilitys-walls-are-full-of-fake-quotes-1453698071

10 seconds in Google, holy wow.

[MalaCloudy Black]

"We don't need no stinkin' fact checkers."

- George Patton, 1949