2013 NFL Season Thread

[HC]

Fucking Tampa gave up 35 fantasy points to Cam the week I play him in fantasy.

[Mick]

Oh boo friggin ho. I'm playing Maxx and he started Cam Newton, you don't hear me crying .

Edit: Ahem. IT'S BAY. TAMPA BAY. TAMPA IS A CITY, TAMPA BAY IS THE NAME OF THE TEAM.

[HC]

Tampa Tampa Tampa Tampa Tampa Tampa Tampa Tampa Tampa........

....bay

[Mick]

Better.

[HC]

So...Schiano has to be done, right?

The only question now is if Tampa BAY will get Bridgewater or Clowney.

[Mick]

I honestly don't know if Schiano's done. The Glazers have gone quiet. When they go quiet, heads are going to roll. It happened with Sam Wyche, Tony Dungy, Jon Gruden, and Raheem Morris. But if Schiano isn't fired after this debacle, then he will CERTAINLY be after next week, when the 0-7 Succaneers (see what I did there? SEE?!) take on the Seahawks, who at worst will be 6-2.

[Mick]

I know where I've seen Schiano before:

EXCEPT THAT ASSHOLE WAS GOOD AT HIS JOB!

[Meacon Keaton]

And it's even funnier (well, to non-Bucs fans), because it's not even like it was a good hire at the time. I mean, the guy had a sometimes decent squad at the football powerhouse that is Rutgers...

[Mick]

He was number seventeen on the list.

Let that sink in for a minute.

How I feel:

[Meacon Keaton]

On the bright side, as God-awful as your franchise has been in it's history, you have more Super Bowl rings than Philadelphia.

[Mick]

This keeps me warm at night:

http://youtu.be/QjNIj6FUkDU

[Dan]

We're going to go 0-16 and not pick first overall. Only the Jags...

[Meacon Keaton]

I say Tampa (BAY!!!) wins two games and Jacksonville wins one. It's very hard to not win a single game in the NFL.

[Maxx]

Yeah, that St. Louis game is definitely winnable.

[livid]

Yeah, Buffalo is also a very winnable game. That said, I don't see them winning a game with Schiano as the coach so I wouldn't be surprised to see them go 0-16. It just seems like the perfect mix of turmoil and incompetence.

[Mick]

Guys, here's the problem. At half-time, their opponents make adjustments. The Bucs don't. They go right to a heavy passing game, and it doesn't work. They have only one good offensive lineman (Davin Joseph), but other than that, it's just awful.

[Meacon Keaton]

Some of the most awful teams in history still squeak out a win or two a season, though.

[Your Mom]

Yeah, that St. Louis game is definitely winnable.

If Bradford was still around I would say no but come on Mick! You can beat Kellen Clemons!

[Meacon Keaton]

Or Brady Quinn. My dreamboat.

[livid]

Yeah, that St. Louis game is definitely winnable.

If Bradford was still around I would say no but come on Mick! You can beat Kellen Clemons!

Even with him around, it was still winnable. St. Louis sucks.