2013 NFL Season Thread

[HC]

Poor Denver. That is what happens when I lend my support to people. :/

If that's the case I have a few suggestions for teams you'll absolutely love. In basketball the Miami Heat, in baseball the New York Yankees, and for a regular NFL team the Pittsburgh Steelers.

Metalman, I also implore you to really get into the NFC North, great teams there. Except for the Detroit Lions, they are a bunch of nasty fucking thugs, you should really never cheer for them.

I actually have an NFL shirt. I bought it a few years ago because I thought it was really cool.

See!

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The Saints? Bountygate must've happened right after you purchased this.

[Meacon Keaton]

Wow...down 22-0, now you've got Bruno Mars with his cocaine-infused perkiness. If I were a Broncos fan, I'd just be vomiting and punching things right now.

I said we'd lose to the Chargers. Then I said we'd lose to the Patriots.

I've said all along we wouldn't win it all, so I'm honestly just sitting here shaking my head in pitiful silence.

[Your Mom]

Wow...down 22-0, now you've got Bruno Mars with his cocaine-infused perkiness. If I were a Broncos fan, I'd just be vomiting and punching things right now.

At the same time? That would be a hell of a thing to see

[METALMAN]

What's that? I got it because I wanted to be a gangsta rapper for hallowe'en and I liked their top best.

[DMN in the House]

Wow...down 22-0, now you've got Bruno Mars with his cocaine-infused perkiness. If I were a Broncos fan, I'd just be vomiting and punching things right now.

At the same time? That would be a hell of a thing to see

You've clearly never partied with my friends.

[VerbalPuke]

Poor Denver. That is what happens when I lend my support to people. :/

If that's the case I have a few suggestions for teams you'll absolutely love. In basketball the Miami Heat, in baseball the New York Yankees, and for a regular NFL team the Pittsburgh Steelers.

Metalman, I also implore you to really get into the NFC North, great teams there. Except for the Detroit Lions, they are a bunch of nasty fucking thugs, you should really never cheer for them.

I actually have an NFL shirt. I bought it a few years ago because I thought it was really cool.

See!

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Is that a Reggie Bush jersey? If it is, that's super weird because he plays for the Lions now. That same dastardly team I told you to root against. Please use your English voodoo power to hate the Lions and make them good.

[Lint]

SO since this is the 10 year anniversary of Janet Jacksons Nipplegate...does anyone else wanna see the Chili Peppers come out in the tube socks?

[HC]

What's that? I got it because I wanted to be a gangsta rapper for hallowe'en and I liked their top best.

Saints had a bunch of dudes suspended for trying to injure other team's players for cash. Pretty much shot their season to hell.

[METALMAN]

What's that? I got it because I wanted to be a gangsta rapper for hallowe'en and I liked their top best.

Saints had a bunch of dudes suspended for trying to injure other team's players for cash. Pretty much shot their season to hell.

Yes, that sounds like the sort of thing I'd be responsible for.

[GoGo Yubari]

.... oh wow it's starting to rain? I... wow.

[METALMAN]

Poor Denver. That is what happens when I lend my support to people. :/

If that's the case I have a few suggestions for teams you'll absolutely love. In basketball the Miami Heat, in baseball the New York Yankees, and for a regular NFL team the Pittsburgh Steelers.

Metalman, I also implore you to really get into the NFC North, great teams there. Except for the Detroit Lions, they are a bunch of nasty fucking thugs, you should really never cheer for them.

I actually have an NFL shirt. I bought it a few years ago because I thought it was really cool.See!image.jpg

Is that a Reggie Bush jersey? If it is, that's super weird because he plays for the Lions now. That same dastardly team I told you to root against. Please use your English voodoo power to hate the Lions and make them good.

It says McAllister. So you're safe. Unless he is at your team too!

[Chris2K]

The lights are out. Either the half time show is about to start or John Elway's got into the fuse box.

[METALMAN]

Wow. Bruno Mars. I guess all the big names must have been busy.

[The Buscher]

I just can't see how the Seahawks let up 3 TDs without them scoring any of their own. If they found a way to blow this, you can pencil Seattle sports in for permanent futility. Can't see it happening.

Brb time for a 20 minute piss break.

[Your Mom]

Who is that lively young woman playing the drums?

[VerbalPuke]

So this is Bruno Mars? So he's stole Little Richards hairstyle and Sting's voice? Weird.

[HC]

I like all the plants fans around him generically jumping up and down like coked up monkeys.

[Lint]

I seriously have never heard of Bruno Mars until he was announced as the halftime act

[METALMAN]

He's actually doing okay, when you consider that some of the other shows have been people like The Who and Springsteen who can barely hold a tune these days.

I just suppose he might not be the big name they were originally looking for, which is what matters really.

[Chris2K]

I may as well ask: is he singing live or not?

I'm not a Mars fan, but who is there to do it these days? Every popular song is just "Band/Person feat. Pharell Williams", so if you book Pharell you have to book about twenty other people as well to play the song he's singing.

There's no massive names these days who haven't already done a half time show that I can think of.