Official 2012/13 Premier League thread

[Matt]

Anelka?

Obviously he played for Arsenal and Chelsea, but didn't he play for Liverpool aswell for a little bit?

Never played according to Wikipedia.

[Ant]

Oh goody. Chelsea look devastating in attack. I feel sorry for who they play next

[DavidMarrio]

Anelka?

Obviously he played for Arsenal and Chelsea, but didn't he play for Liverpool aswell for a little bit?

Never played according to Wikipedia.

Anelka was on loan at us for a few months, because we made the brilliant decision to sign Diouf over him

[Matt]

Anelka?

Obviously he played for Arsenal and Chelsea, but didn't he play for Liverpool aswell for a little bit?

Never played according to Wikipedia.

Anelka was on loan at us for a few months, because we made the brilliant decision to sign Diouf over him

He never played in the champions league for you, I meant.

[Ant]

Hasn't Benayoun played for three different English clubs? Chelsea, Arsenal and Liverpool?

[Lineker]

West Ham too.

[Ant]

In Champs League i meant.

[Matt]

Hasn't Benayoun played for three different English clubs? Chelsea, Arsenal and Liverpool?

Appears so. Clearly that stat was a load of shit then.

[MJB]

Does Hazard ever actually use his left foot?

[Lineker]

Sigi on for Lennon.

[Colly]

Ramires is shit at diving.

[Ant]

The penalty area must have said something derogatory about Ramires' mother.

[Matt]

Lennon off? Does he have a knock?

[MJB]

Good dive by BAE, but not as good as Ramires'.

[Ant]

Actually can someone explain to me why Parker is still on the pitch? He runs with the ball, does a 180 degree turn and pass it backwards. My Nan does that.

[Colly]

To paraphrase Mark Henry, "That's what he do!"

[MJB]

It looks like someone has cut the top of Kyle Walker's head off and then sewn it back on again, badly.

[Nerf]

Great build up there.

[GoGo Yubari]

Adebayor really really wants to not be shipped off to Russia apparently.

[Lineker]

2-2! Get in there!