Electronic Entertainment Expo 2012 (E3)

[Katsuya]

Yay, a game that will have been out for a year is coming to Wii-U!

[King Ellis]

Now you can stand on your Game Pad and have it function as a Wii Plus board!

[deli]

Oh fucking yay.

[Katsuya]

What was the Heihachi thing? My stream got laggy.

[GoGo Yubari]

"You can use your Wii-U Pad like this! And like this! And it... can be off to the side over here!"

[TKz]

Ugh Jesus. I guess applying to the hardcore audience went out the window. All I want is a single shot of a game in HD on the Wii U being played live. Maybe a decent launch title announced. That's all.

[Katsuya]

Nintendo are clearly missing a trick here by not having Carly Rae Jepsen show up to actually perform this. Bad form, Nintendo!

And now: "GAME PAD CAN BE USED TO READ!"

[deli]

Please make this stop.

[GoGo Yubari]

WE'VE GOT KARAOKE, GUYS

[TKz]

And that's the Wii U, guys. Now for 3DS news.

[Ruki]

"Where's the love?!"

*crickets chirp*

[Katsuya]

The only way this can be saved right now is a whole splurge of Smash Bros.

[GoGo Yubari]

WE'VE GOT MORE SIDESCROLLING MARIO GAMES, GUYS

[deli]

A 3rd mario game?!

[Katsuya]

"Stickers! Honestly, we didn't use this with Smash Brothers, ignore that!".

This is turning in to a "how else can we throw Mario in to this"?-athon.

[King Ellis]

So the Wii U made it easy by having Goomba's that broke down into smaller ones so you can get easy 1-Ups by jumping on them all. This one just gives you thousands of coins. OK.

[TKz]

Did Nintendo forget about E3 or something?

[GoGo Yubari]

WE'VE GOT LUIGI GAMES TOO, GUYS

[Katsuya]

So the three 3DS games they decide to show off today are all Mario. Encouraging, Nintendo.

[King Ellis]

Pffft, Contact on DS did the RPG with stickers thing first.

Looks like that new Castlevania isn't MetroidVania.