2012 NFL Season

[Plubby]

It's a nice start to the preseason when your first dropback ends up in the endzone.

Oh Hasselbeck, you glorified pot plant.

[Lint]

Miami Dolphins wide receiver Chad Johnson was arrested Saturday night for misdemeanor domestic battery, according to Davie (Fla.) Police Department captain Dale Engle.

Johnson

Johnson is in police custody, and will have to see a judge before he can be released.

The argument started while the couple was in their car. As they pulled into their driveway, Johnson's wife claims he leaned over and headbutted her, while Johnson claims his wife leaned forward and they bumped heads.

Johnson's wife has a laceration on her forehead. She was treated on the scene and transported to the hospital.

The call to police came at Johnson's residence.

The couple was married on July 4.

And Chad *Insert Name of The Week* is off to a great start in Miami.

[MrMITB1610]

Sadly. once again, it seems like my beloved Jaguars are going to finish at the bottom of the AFC South.

On the bright side, hopefully we can get some more weapons for Gabbert with a high draft pick.

[Mofoticon]

Can't see Chad making the Dolphins now, although there's a good chance he was cut even before this.

I'd say his career is just about over.

[Maxx]

Sadly. once again, it seems like my beloved Jaguars are going to finish at the bottom of the AFC South.

On the bright side, hopefully we can get some more weapons for Gabbert with a high draft pick.

Maybe you can get him to open his eyes when he throws the ball too.

[gunnar hendershow]

Yeah that's officially it for Chad Ochociento.

No sympathy for a guy who gets tied to domestic assault.

[MrMITB1610]

Sadly. once again, it seems like my beloved Jaguars are going to finish at the bottom of the AFC South.

On the bright side, hopefully we can get some more weapons for Gabbert with a high draft pick.

Maybe you can get him to open his eyes when he throws the ball too.

I mean, it's perfectly fine for your starting quarterback to look like a scared 8-year old in the pocket, right?

[Dan]

Andrew Luck with a TD pass with his first ever pass in the NFL.

[Lineker]

63 yards! Not too shabby!

[Berober]

Quit while you're ahead!

[Cactus Drags]

Oh, please, it was virtually a rushing TD for Donald Brown. Shovel passes are the actual worst.

[Dan]

His second TD pass was pretty sweet though.

Mr. Irrelevant got himself a TD pass too!

[Plubby]

Oh, please, it was virtually a rushing TD for Donald Brown. Shovel passes are the actual worst.

Sounds pretty Lucky...

...

[Maxx]

Ochocinco has been releasedo.

Enjoy the AFL.

[Your Mom]

Not surprising. I watched Hard Knocks with Christopher and Chad seemed to be really cool with her. Although I guess the whole not letting him come home thing was weird.

[gunnar hendershow]

So apparently Chad's argument started because they came home from the grocery store and his wife found a box of condoms in with everything else. Not to make light of the situation but holy shit how dumb can you be.

[TheHurk]

So apparently Chad's argument started because they came home from the grocery store and his wife found a box of condoms in with everything else. Not to make light of the situation but holy shit how dumb can you be.

Dumb enough to change your last name to "Ochocinco"

[TCO]

So apparently Chad's argument started because they came home from the grocery store and his wife found a box of condoms in with everything else. Not to make light of the situation but holy shit how dumb can you be.

I think she only found them on the receipt, so I guess he at least took the care to hide them!

Also there's something really annoying about Nike deciding to have the swoosh backwards on the right shoulder of the new jerseys, it just looks weird and puts me off buying one

[gunnar hendershow]

Yeah between the collars and that, the new jerseys just do not look good. I'll be wearing my old Reebok ones around this year.

(plus I don't have any money for a new jersey but oh my god I need a Webb jersey)

[The Buscher]

I usually get a new jersey every few years. Got a home Tuck one after SB42 and then a road Eli one with the SB46 logo this year. Won't have to subject myself to the Nike ones for quite some time.