The Thread Where We've All Got Playoff Beards

[Ruki]

You know who's a good Ontario boy we need on the team?

Nail Yakupov! A young, good hearted Toronto boy. Spent his youth squeeging cars on Young street just so he could afford hockey equipment! We need someone like that.

[SeanDMan]

For anyone who might be interested, Patrick Burke is doing an Ama on reddit. His mother yelled at him for being too off the cuff.

[Cactus Drags]

Ouch, Duchene's only just got back and he's done his ankle, probably out for a month.

[Ruki]

What a horrible year injury-wise for Duchene.

Also? Carter Ashton looks so sad! I want to give him a hug

[NobBe Nobbs]

Hah. Plubby just got retweeted by one of the PPP guys and I did the biggest double-take because I was like 'wait what i don't follow plubby what is this'

[Plubby]

We will miss Duchene but we still have LANDESCALDER

[Guest mr. potato head]

Hah. Plubby just got retweeted by one of the PPP guys and I did the biggest double-take because I was like 'wait what i don't follow plubby what is this'

Why wouldn't you follow Plubby? He's awesome.

[Plubby]

Awww, Be <3

...Do I follow you?

[Ruki]

What was the tweet? I must have missed it.

[Ruki]

Remember when the Leafs won hockey games?

[Drock007]

Remember when the Leafs won hockey games?

Back in 1967?

[Plubby]

...Woof.

[SeanDMan]

Remember guys, for fans of playoff bound teams: spare a moment to think about your brothers who might be left out in the rain when the season ends.

But hey, they'll always have that night.

[NobBe Nobbs]

Remember when the Leafs won hockey games?

What?

[TGWL]

So, no parade? How much cap do you have for the off season? How much do you offer Parise?

[Plubby]

Parise to Colorado

...We have the cap space

[NobBe Nobbs]

So, no parade? How much cap do you have for the off season? How much do you offer Parise?

All the tea in China or one night with Elisha Cuthbert.

[TGWL]

Had you said Eliza Dushku and If I were Parise....it'd be a pretty easy decision for me.

[Plubby]

HASHTAG LANDESCALDER

[SeanDMan]

No respect for Peter Budaj.