The Thread Where We've All Got Playoff Beards

[Ruki]

Scrivens!

[NobBe Nobbs]

Well, I went a little crazy on Facebook.

Then I may have got my Leafs jersey out.

Then I may have put Party Rock on youtube and actually danced to it.

...

...FUCK YOU EVERY DAY I'M STECKLING

[Toe]

Steve Mason was atrocious. Ben Scrivens was very good. I wonder how far off Reimer is to returning?

[Mountainous Cleavage]

Turns out that linesman have good chins too.

Hahah, upon further watching, he actually hits the same ref twice in the face. There's the one the announcer reacts to, and one when the camera is far back.

Edited November 4, 2011 by Closed and Moved to Archives

[Toe]

Shitty buzz. Looks like Reimer could be out for some time.

[NobBe Nobbs]

But Gionta didn't do anything wrong, of course.

He's literally going to get broken in two when Montreal next come to Toronto.

[Ruki]

But Gionta didn't do anything wrong, of course.

He's literally going to get broken in two when Montreal next come to Toronto.

Put Orr and Rosehill into the lineup. One for Price, one for Gionta.

Hit to the head (intentional or not) + injury on the play= suspend the fuck.

[Toe]

It sounds like Scrivens will be getting another look tonight. He seems much more calm and under control in the crease then Gustavsson, but throwing a rookie against the Stanley Cup champions (even if they are slumping) seems a bit risky. Oh well, the last game against Boston was a disaster. Hopefully, this one will be less lopsided.

I am really liking that the Leafs have a legit top line with Lupul-Connolly-Kessel. It was only a few years ago that we would throw out Sundin and let him drag around two pluggers for entire games. I don't miss those days (although I do miss Sundin).

[TGWL]

Schenn is benched tonight.

[Mountainous Cleavage]

Scrivens is in net! Woooo.

EDIT: *sound of balloon deflating* 3-0 Boston halfway through the second.

Edited November 6, 2011 by Closed and Moved to Archives

[Ruki]

Woo we suck!

Edit: fuck Seguin. Fuck this game.

Edit 2: seriously....what the actual fuck?

[Mountainous Cleavage]

*sound of balloon being hit with axe* 5-0 Boston going into the third.

Quite honestly though, this doesn't seem like the same Scrivens in net. Clearly it was Reimer in a Scrivens jersey in the last game.

Also, if Kessel doesn't get a goal tonight, I think it's almost fair to say he's slowing down.

EDIT: brb, killing self. 7-0.

Edited November 6, 2011 by Closed and Moved to Archives

[Ruki]

Burn the parade route.

[caucasianheat]

Also, if Kessel doesn't get a goal tonight, I think it's almost fair to say he's slowing down.

It's Boston. He won't.

[Ruki]

This is what happens when we take Schenn out of the line up.

[Mountainous Cleavage]

I hope Reimer is happy up there in that box, taking his sweet ass time.

[NobBe Nobbs]

Fuck Gionta. Fuck Basha. Fuck Seguin. Fuck everybody.

[caucasianheat]

Davis Payne wins the sack race and Ken Hitchcock throws the swerve on everybody - after showing up at multiple Columbus games and creating tons of speculation, the Blues announce him as new head coach.

[SeanDMan]

Love this clip, especially the fans throwing fists over the boards. Don't have hockey heroes like Bobby Orr anymore.

[caucasianheat]

Get used to this, Leafs fans.