The 2011/12 Gary Speed Memorial Thread

[Lineker]

Calm down teach!

[Liam]

I'm going to peremptorily expunge you.

Which I only just realised was in that definition. What the fuck does that even mean?

[Berober]

Considering the goal differences, and that QPR have to go to a possibly title-deciding match against Man City, hopefully there will be an Aston Villa in the Premier League next season

[Liam]

Considering the goal differences, and that QPR have to go to a possibly title-deciding match against Man City, hopefully there will be an Aston Villa in the Premier League next season

........yay?

[Berober]

It is for me

[IAceI]

The hilarity of a southerner thinking we talk funny.. Watch me work the numbers.

[Adam]

I just assumed you guys can't actually say a word properly. Nothing wrong with colloquialisms.

Verb

crock (third-person singular simple present crocks, present participle crocking, simple past and past participle crocked)

To break something or injure someone.  [quotations ▼]

Thousands of cars crocked by dodgy fuel

Ferreira ... peremptorily expunges England’s World Cup chances by crocking Wayne Rooney.

I've heard that, and not as some localised colloquialism.

I just assume you dumb northerners can't speak properly. And are stupid. And ugly.

Don't lump us all in with these silly Lancastrians.

This!

I've never heard 'crop' used in that manner in my life, I don't know what they're teaching over on the west coast.

[Sam]

Cisse's goal was just eyewatering good. I love the man he's amazing.

[Dingle]

I just assumed you guys can't actually say a word properly. Nothing wrong with colloquialisms.

Verb

crock (third-person singular simple present crocks, present participle crocking, simple past and past participle crocked)

To break something or injure someone.  [quotations ▼]

Thousands of cars crocked by dodgy fuel

Ferreira ... peremptorily expunges England’s World Cup chances by crocking Wayne Rooney.

I've heard that, and not as some localised colloquialism.

I just assume you dumb northerners can't speak properly. And are stupid. And ugly.

Don't lump us all in with these silly Lancastrians.

This!

I've never heard 'crop' used in that manner in my life, I don't know what they're teaching over on the west coast.

I wish I was on a coast .

[Liam]

I'd take a train to where you lived, drag you down to the beach and drown you.

Joke

[Lineker]

It's mind-boggling to thing that had Maiga passed his medical, Newcastle in all liklihood wouldn't have signed Cisse!

[METALMAN]

I hate Cisse.

why h8 :/

Don't be Metalman. Don't be that guy!

yeah its confusing

[Adam]

I just assumed you guys can't actually say a word properly. Nothing wrong with colloquialisms.

Verb

crock (third-person singular simple present crocks, present participle crocking, simple past and past participle crocked)

To break something or injure someone.  [quotations ▼]

Thousands of cars crocked by dodgy fuel

Ferreira ... peremptorily expunges England’s World Cup chances by crocking Wayne Rooney.

I've heard that, and not as some localised colloquialism.

I just assume you dumb northerners can't speak properly. And are stupid. And ugly.

Don't lump us all in with these silly Lancastrians.

This!

I've never heard 'crop' used in that manner in my life, I don't know what they're teaching over on the west coast.

I wish I was on a coast .

So long as it's not Blackpool! Far too many decrepid B&Bs and subpar fish n' chips.

[Colly]

I just don't know who I am anymore...

[TCO]

Just saw Cisse's goal for the first time. I'm lost for words.

[Colly]

Tiote will be back Sunday, because he is beast.

[Summers]

Wow.

what the absolute fuck.

[Gazz]

Suck my dick Zuckerberg!

[Colly]

Nice to see someone actually criticise Mikel, rather than laughing it off.

[Berober]

You didn't have to cross out my surname, most people here know who I am