The 2011/12 Gary Speed Memorial Thread

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Do you wish to be torture racked or not?

[METALMAN]

you don't actually have one of these, do you?

[9 to 5]

I know friends who may well have one.

[METALMAN]

that's all very well and good but i'm here and you're...wherever you are. it wouldn't work out. :/

[9 to 5]

Depends how much we rack you really. :/

[METALMAN]

wot

[Guest mr. potato head]

We had to sell that torture rack so here's the substitute:

[GoGo Yubari]

[Thrilla]

Winner!

[DavidMarrio]

We were amazing yesterday

But still at least we have broken another club record with that being Wigans first ever win at Anfield. Performance was poor yesterday just wasn't enough passion from the team and I can't really argue with the scoreline. No fight from the team whatsoever and everyone was just getting frustrated. I just want the season to end now and hopefully win the FA Cup

Only positive was seeing Raheem Sterling play that and Flanagan getting a game. Raheem did alright for his first 8 minutes and ran down the wing more than Enrique or Downing did for the whole game (Enrique was really really awful yesterday)

Also interesting little stat:

Liverpool results in last 7 games Andy Carroll's started: WWDWWWW – Last 9 without him: DDDLLLLLL

Gonna have to watch MOTD2 tonight though because I missed it last night. See the goals from yesterday

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

England SHOULD have built an entire team around Matt Le Tissier.

[Hobo]

We were amazing yesterday

But still at least we have broken another club record with that being Wigans first ever win at Anfield. Performance was poor yesterday just wasn't enough passion from the team and I can't really argue with the scoreline. No fight from the team whatsoever and everyone was just getting frustrated. I just want the season to end now and hopefully win the FA Cup

Only positive was seeing Raheem Sterling play that and Flanagan getting a game. Raheem did alright for his first 8 minutes and ran down the wing more than Enrique or Downing did for the whole game (Enrique was really really awful yesterday)

Also interesting little stat:

Liverpool results in last 7 games Andy Carroll's started: WWDWWWW – Last 9 without him: DDDLLLLLL

Gonna have to watch MOTD2 tonight though because I missed it last night. See the goals from yesterday

I saw that on Twitter yesterday too. It makes sense. When he came on there was an improvement until Suarez second goal got chalked off.

[Colly]

What's with all the comparing Le Tissier to midfielders? It might have been a Bergkamp style number 10 but he was a forward, and could've been spectacular off Shearer as a late 90s Peter Beardsley.

I've just tried in vain to search out David Baddiels Fantasy Football rant/appeal to Terry Venables which summed up why he should be picked, so I'll just post this instead because its mint...

[Gazz]

CISSE!

Looked miles offside.

[Colly]

Papiss! Five minutes in and we're looking decent, but recent form says if we score first we sit and invite pressure. Keep at em!

[Dan]

Liverpool just need to offer Newcastle Andy Carroll back for Ba and Cisse and they're set.

[Colly]

CISSE!

Looked miles offside.

He's behind the ball as its played, look at the pitch stripe.

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Boing boing Baggies.

[Gazz]

Liverpool have nothing we need.

They're shit.

[MJB]

Full credit to the assistant referee there. Cisse looked miles offside but after seeing the replay it was an excellent decision.