The 2011/12 Gary Speed Memorial Thread

[Colly]

Paolo Fereira just got POUNCED!

[stokeriño]

Oh fucking hell 'Mires. Red...?

Nope, yellow.

[IAceI]

John Terry for one team, Redknapp manager of the other?

Expect a lot of chants about prison and bumming?

Less than usual, apparently they've attached cameras to stewards heads. You know, because they don't get the piss taken out of them enough already.

..Seriously?

I wish you could take the piss out of stewards at the Stadium of Light. They're generally accompanied by two policemen and telling everyone to sit down and if you so much as breathe near them or look at them you risk being ejected.

Read it in the Mirror at me Grandads, but it would seem a random thing to make up. Think I get away with murder at SJP, the old fella next to me is mates with one of the supervisors. Keep expecting a persistent swearing letter through my door...

That is absolutely mental.

I usually get told off by the people around me for standing, which I don't do if someone's behind me. Problem was I checked ten seconds before kick off and there was no one so I kept standing, soon as the whistle goes some fat bloke has stealthily (!) sat behind and is yelling all sorts of insults at me. I turned round, apologised and sat down, only to keep getting berated. I saw the mist and gave him an absolute earful and sat in a huff all day. I'm calm as you like when not watching us play and then I'm a loose canon for 90 minutes. Hence why I've predicted my death by football match in mid early to mid 30s.

Oh yeah, something about the Spurs and Chelsea match here. Getting a bit niggly now isn't it?

[stokeriño]

Bloody injuries...

[MJB]

And now Mikel goes off, Romeu replaces him.

[Baddar]

A good half. Hope there's more goals in the second.

[stokeriño]

Oof, great chance for Ramires.

[Lineker]

Come on Spurs, wake up.

[Lineker]

Torres is coming on.

[Adam]

I don't see what the fuss is all about, to be honest.

[stokeriño]

Oh how I would love Torres to do something marvelous now...

He won't, but you know.

Edit: Pretty sure that's not really her.

[stokeriño]

Oof, great chance for Ramires.

[MJB]

Two great chances in as many minutes, one for each side. This can't end 1-1, can it?

Oh and I don't think Torres has even touched the ball yet.

[IAceI]

Terry you can't actually do that in a match.

Oh I give up, the man's a law unto himself.

[MJB]

John Terry. What a save.

[IAceI]

You can do that though. Although I'm not convinced he knows how he did it. Which pretty much sums up his defensive style.

[stokeriño]

DRAW. Thank you and goodnight.

[Jimmy]

Fantastic clearance by Terry at the end. Actually thought Chelsea were the better team and that Harry's half time changes did fuck all for Spurs. Moving Modric out of the centre was a poor decision and Pav had no impact on the game at all. Entertaining match, though.

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Hahahahahahahahahahaha Pav.

[Dan]

I don't see what the fuss is all about, to be honest.

Who is she?